Justin Timbercake

yeah no shit, we have essentially validated the iranian government’s whole worldview for the past 40 years in 3 days

Four images arrayed as a Photoshopped comic. Panel 1: a photo of a bathroom stall with a glory hole. Panel 2: The inside of a dark hole, with the Klingon Gowron seen on the other side. "Hello?" he begins. Panel 3: Gowron has drawn closer to the hole, part of his face is now obscured. "Is anyone there?!" he asks. Panel 4: Only Gowron's left eye is visible now, he's right up against the other side of the hole. "I seek glory!" he declares.

I'm sorry to bring something crude into this wonderful space, but I can't help laughing whenever I think about Gowron and this sort of thing.

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Please god let this end the funniest possible way

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

A budget is a moral document.

Not a drag queen.

BREAKING: Trump Axes His Puppy Killer Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security, partly for a very silly reason. The department will remain under the control of Stephen Miller.

Trump axes his puppy killer

George Orwell was anti-fascist and would have hated Kristi Noem and the Trump administration.

Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

A reminder to DHS Secretary Noem: members of Congress read @propublica.org... 👇

Twice in 30 seconds!

Someone needs to remind Trump that the "warfighters" are conducting a "special military operation."

I’ve been notified about another death in ICE custody.

This marks a stunning 40 deaths during the second Trump administration.

This cannot continue. There must be real accountability for ICE and DHS.

How about this question for Republicans:

What is a war?

Our wonderful AG stepping up to defend trans healthcare before our mayor has, for anyone keeping track. 🏳️‍⚧️ #transhealthcaresaveslives

Welcome to the resistance, The Kuwaiti Air Force

Today I told fascists to fuck off by teaching teenagers basic zinemaking at the local library

JUST IN: Democrat Alex Holladay has flipped a GOP-held seat in the Arkansas state House.

The Republican governor had initially called the special election in June, but a court moved up the contest.

That’s it for Dan Crenshaw.

“Nuh, uh” is not the brilliant counterpoint that you think it is.

We just assassinated the Supreme Leader of Iran, but I’m sure this college student who does a Doctor Evil impersonation is up to the challenge of keeping Americans safe.

A reminder: Democrats have always had the option to deny quorums and to block votes on nominations. Instead, they have been waiting for Republicans to do this.

Shame on both our parties.

BLUMENTHAL: Wouldn't you agree no citizen working lawfully should be arrested?

NOEM: There are times when they may be arrested or detained until identity is confirmed

B: Would you agree citizens should not be arrested?

N: When there's probable cause ...

B: They said, 'Get him. He's Mexican'

Shame on Kristi Noem, but moreover, shame on every elected official allowing this madness to continue. In a civilized society, Kristi Noem and her subordinates would be in prison for their crimes against the people of this country.

@repbonamici.bsky.social @merkley.senate.gov @wyden.senate.gov

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Movie Legend Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Promises To Keep Being The King Regardless - SlashFilm Leave it to a living legend like Bruce Campbell to tell the world that he has been diagnosed with cancer in a way that is so 'Bruce Campbell.'

The king has cancer. I love you, Bruce Campbell.

www.slashfilm.com/2114203/bruc...

Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress, 2002: "If you take out Saddam, Saddam's regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region."

Lindsey Graham: "Bibi and Trump are the modern Roosevelt/Churchill combination"