Howl

Oh, that’s kind of amazing.

I would have my own entry in an equivalent book on the Berra. Behold, the elusive Howl. Marvel at her…no, never mind, she’s just crying.

Thinking about how at my big age I probably shouldn’t be telling myself ‘that’ll cook down’ when putting clothes in the washing machine.

Catching up with the news cycle re: Iran and honestly it makes me feel sick.

Still sober. I will not drink today.

My stress headache is coming back dealing with this.

I don’t feel like the urge has ever truly gone away for me but I have not felt this tempted in a very long time.

Had to go stare at my counter app to remind myself getting wasted isn’t worth throwing away 5 years and 5 months. Oblivion sounds so sweet right now though.

If I was an historically unpopular leader of a rouge state notorious for being a child rapist I would not set a precedent for murdering heads of state on a whim.

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Didn’t even make it to March before spiralling into an existential crisis. A new speed run for me!

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Not now, Mummy is watching an 150 part TikTok playlist on the sociology of reality TV.

I think you might be onto something

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Sensed evil in my heart and realised I am just tired, bored & getting back on my med schedule. If I still want to be evil on Wednesday well then, that’s a whole different game.

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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Hard agree

I feel this in my bones.

Good news, team, I covered a shift for my friend and got to be in the blessed AC. Bad news, team, I gotta now get in my car that has been baking in the sun

Song of the day:

Genuine American Hero (Talking Blowback Blues) by Joseph Terrell

This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later.

Wonder why that is.

Thank goodness my housemate is away. I’ve given up and am laying on the couch in the lounge with his portable AC on for a bit. Will I sleep? Maybe. At least I’m comfortable for now though.

My room gets the hottest and stays hot so it’s been too hot to sleep. Today is about surviving. I almost wish I had work so I could be in the good AC for a few hours. Might go to the library for a bit later.

Thankyou for your service 🫡

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

Song of the day: Tie A String by Reuben Bullock & Reuben and the Dark

Kicked my toe into a cabinet and split the nail vertically making it bleed too for a little je ne sais quoi. Pulled off 1/4-1/3 of my nail after the fact because it was on its’ last legs. What a blessed day!

Everyone has a part to play. Even—especially—the person who moderates the subreddit for videos of people patting their cat on the butt really rapidly.

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NO AI Allowed: Sweden Bans AI Generated songs from official charts

Sweden becomes the first country to ban all AI music from their official charts! Huge win!

"Strawberry Thief" by William Morris, was created in 1883. The design was first printed that year and registered on March 12, 1883.

Just realised hubris is another one of those words I pronounced so fuckin’ wrong in my head until I heard someone say it out loud.

It finally happened. Not a MMC but a supporting character named Craig.