Free Agent Hockey Fan (Taylor's Version)

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I think I got Intergalactic Indigo! I really wanted the sole Orange, but I like it!

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Oh Baby Ollie. That was a hit. #F1

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I am so excited to have 19 F1 drivers and Lance Stroll back for the year! #f1

Omg I’ve seen tweets going at him for the girlfriend murder!!!! I’m like, so not him!

Welcome to the eating at 4:30pm crew!

O no

If I have to go to Mexico for a flu shot I'm going to be fucking pissed. These fuckers have got to go before they kill us all

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

Sanderson has the largest ears I’ve ever seen

Baby Brock being a rock.

…..but Quinn Hughes 😅

The Scottsdale line

We are jealous children. Canada HAS a reason to boo.

USA is dumb amounts of Scottsdale-heavy. Our douche-quotient is high

Boston DO NOT boo the Canadian anthem

🤔 spoilers?

Dylan Larkin smiling captioned I’m smiling but I’m fucking furious

tfw USA wins hockey but the government exists

At the end of the day, the United States brought the best goalie in the league, and Canada decided to staff its net as if Brian Burke was in charge

Men's hockey would be so much better if it had married couples playing against each other!

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With no Czechs allowed, CzechFinnistan supports our plucky lil Finn moxie boys.

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I mean our country doesn't really deserve nice things right now so

His skating posture is so freaking recognizable.

OLIVER OSCAR EMMANUEL EKMAN-LARSSON YOU KNOW BETTER

WILLY WHY

lol probably but it just felt really stressful!

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Ok the Canucks can't have two Elias Petterssons and three Pettersons overall. This is just ridiculous.

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I had a dream last night that there was a dead body in the back of my car that I needed to hide, in case anyone wonders how I'm doing mentally.

it's cuuuuuuute!

Where the fuck is the ghost of Thomas Jefferson when we need it? Ghoul James Madison, where for art thou?