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Mondo™

@mondilator.bsky.social

my spiritual forefathers are john rawls and robin goodfellow go dwags

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said basketball hoop

said basketball hoop

not even the most absurd moment of my day:

telling brent, the 55 year old investment banker, that no he cannot unilaterally take down the neighborhood basketball hoop and that i would like him to drop it off at my house sometime in the next hour or two

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literally

02.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did pretty well this first time out!

02.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“THE RIGHT WAY”

lol it’s called a double pour over noodle arms!! POOP JUICE!!

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(this)

02.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❤️

02.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤝

02.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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feeling a little like doc brown must’ve felt when he built the flux capacitor

02.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 10    📌 0

in XS imma look like hulk

01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HOT

01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
mondo bought one

mondo bought one

boooooop

01.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sadly we’re 20 minutes away so the hotdog run just doesn’t make sense

01.03.2026 21:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

literally moved our bird feeder because of those fuckers

01.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

skill issue imo

01.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

walking out without spending at least $400 challenge impossible

01.03.2026 21:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

*milking the numbers, numbers

01.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i hope you can get back out there soon ham oball

01.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gourd seeds blake. three generations in fact.

01.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL THE GOOD SONGS??!?” the child complains after i sing three straight benson boone songs word for word*

*three week ago she said i wasn’t a “real fan”

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😙👌

01.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

noooooooooope!

01.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

giant bottle of goop never leaves the console table by the front door

01.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GET THE BOYS OUT OF THE GOON CAVE AND INTO SUNLIGHT

01.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YESSSssssssssss

01.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
making chocolate milk

making chocolate milk

just shake it

just shake it

just shake it bro

just shake it bro

UPDATE

01.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
a visit to the local ace garden center

a visit to the local ace garden center

GO TOUCH GRASS SHEEPLE

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gourd o’clock

gourd o’clock

🎶 It’s the circle of life 🎶

01.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1
heights: wuthered. twice.

heights: wuthered. twice.

fin

01.03.2026 12:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
arod kissin himself

arod kissin himself

nugget

01.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image takis two ways, steak two ways

takis two ways, steak two ways

RECOVERY TIME

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