A. Harper Tytla

happy 4 year anniversary to this banger

Anyways I still remember who scabbed during the largest academic strike in American history and sometimes when I see y’all reaping the benefits of organizing I taste salt

Thinking today about how many ppl in my department see the union as these annoying people who keep trying to interrupt their Very Important Science and not the reason my paycheck is 1.5x what it was when I first moved here and the reason why we actually have workplace protections

Not all Teslas in the bike lane, yet somehow, always a Tesla in the bike lane

Like me! I'm sick of doing cancer research! I'd love to look at viruses and---oh wait. shit. shittttttt

One thing about me is that if you come to the bay I'm dragging you up into the hills at sunset

Trying to have my first manuscript out in a couple months after some real hurdles, hopefully within the next 2 years tops

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Social media in 2025 seems to have hit the same problem as SF lesbian bars in that all of them are either:
A) boring
B) cancelled
C) largely overrun by straight ppl

"I'm a star! The voice of an angel! Making my Broadway debut!"
Me, cranking the autotune to 70%: "whatever you say diva"

It's so funny how moo deng predicted trump would win and the internet dropped her like a bag of potatoes down a staircase

5 minutes into regular thanksgiving: "look, I'm just saying, the exterior is a nightmare, but the woodwork on the inside is gorgeous"
5 minutes into gay thanksgiving: "so where exactly do furries come from anyways"

4 years of searching to finally find a good leather jacket...patience is a virtue

Just deleted my twitter, bluesky we are so back I hope you're ready for my nonsense

It's chill! Stumbling through experiments as usual and getting ready for pride weekend in the city.

thanks bsky never change

Haven't logged in for two months, what have I missed

You are moments away from the jen ives skit playing out in real time

www.youtube.com/shorts/IIm03...

that happened once on the bus and I booked a consult immediately afterwards lmao

my one hope for after ffs is that people stop mistaking me for bladee

My sleep paralysis demon and I just doing number theory

My sleep schedule is so fucked that it’s 4:21am and I have devised a geometric proof that the difference of adjacent squares is not only always an odd number but also sequentially increases by two. Ex. 9-4=5, 16-9=7, 25-16=9…which can be generally expressed as…

send help

After ffs I'm gonna get a tattoo with the acknowledgments section right above my hairline

You can tell I thought long and hard about this joke bc I was like "Meat drawer? Can't say that. Milk? Obviously not. Vegetable drawer? Arghhhhh no that's where cucumbers and eggplants go..."

you don't even have a cheese drawer

CORRECT

A tweet by Michael Risen which reads: "I have been informed that I am being replaced as the Editor in Chief of @eLife for retweeting a @TheOnion piece that calls out indifference to the lives of Palestinian civilians"

Solidarity with Michael Eisen, who is being punished for the temerity - as a Jewish American - to speak out in defense of Palestinian life.

A decade later and still one of my favorite jazz recordings, period

www.dailymotion.com/video/x3q1t7m

Anyways,

"I love ur new tatt what does it mean" it means as a transsexual I am addicted to permanently altering my body a little every now and then bc I think it's fun