Liz Richardson

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

I'll play through it eventually but now I have zero incentive to do in a timely manner because why does it even matter if I know what happens?

Bummed.

Anyone else feel like social media has completely sucked the joy out of any new media, especially video games?

RE9 has been out for four days and despite muting every possible keyword, I've gotten most of it spoiled by people just posting untagged spoilers on the other site. I'm so sad.

Unfortunately, he is "fuck the police" and I'm like "man I'm trying"

His words, not mine!! I don't know what they cooked up in those recording booths

Fun fact: that's his VA's current favorite (released) voice line.

I'm still rabid, now I'm just rabid internally. That said, I can talk myself out of being unhinged for 80% of posts. The other 20%...I hit send and think "blizz knew who they hired." This is one of them.

[no comments, brain is dial-up noises]

The scream I scrumpt...

I know what I'm about!!

Feeling far too deeply seen and understood by this article today.

Not a jury in the world...

You're 100% right. The songwriting is just so, so good. I loved "Head Underwater" on release and in the years since then and I'd known it was about losing her dad. But after losing mine, it kept me going because I knew I wasn't the only person who'd ever felt...like that. God, she's good.

The #1 worst time to get sick while traveling is on your trip. The second worst time is getting sick before your suitcase is even fully unpacked once you get home.

Horizontal watching the Puppy Bowl and vaguely considering everything I have to get done today and not doing any of it 🙃

I never really aligned with the whole "we should be picking berries in the woods and instead we have credit scores" line of thinking, but now I get it.

I should be finding seashells and writing odes about the ocean but instead I have to pay bills.

I'll never understand it. I go out of the house/shopping so people /DON'T/ speak to me for like four hours. Who are you calling?? Why do they care wtf you're doing at the store? Get off Facetime and lock in, we're DEAL HUNTING.

Knowing I have a full day of thrifting ahead of me: glorious

Knowing 75% of the people shopping with me will be inexplicably on speakerphone or watching Tiktoks at full volume: not glorious

With arms like that he can pay his child support any time he wants

LMAO he better watch out, I might leak his favorite ice cream flavor next.

Snap up my favorite writer before there's an all-out bidding war for her. ❤️

"Are you posting about Leon's arms on three different platforms simultaneously?"

Listen. Be the internet you want to see. In this economy? I'm taking what I can get.

Lots of people are really mad their favorite characters didn't show up in the RE Requiem showcase and I feel bad for them because my three favorite characters showed up.

Leon and his arms.

It's shameful. All of my gram's smutty paperback romance novels had BEAUTIFUL fully rendered Renaissance-looking art of hot shirtless dudes (each ab perfectly defined) and beautiful women where you could tell the texture of her expensive dress. What HAPPENED

Why is Domino's allowed to have a commercial with the backing track of "Femininomenon" when Chappell specifically cites that she's getting it hot like Papa John's in the song?

Wrong trash-tier pizza chain!!

MIRACLES, SCOTT. MIRACLES.

I'll never share the full thing for personal reasons, but you can have the Bears part. Boy is he here.

Missing my dad so much.

I actually had a line about the Bears sucking by December in his eulogy. That's normally a given, but not this year.

He'd love to see this. He really would. :,]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BEAR DOWN

CAN YOU DO THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

IM SCREAMING