SecretCaudle - Serendipitous Dog

HAHAH

Is it bad that I kinda feel like this is what being autistic ant thirsty is like?

In an asexual way anyway

Q: BEERUS SUDDENLY BREAKS DOWN YOUR WALL AND DEMANDS YOU SHOW HIM YOUR FAVORITE ANIME. WHAT DO YOU DO?

A: We watch The Concierge immediately.

MOVIES COUNT.

HA I could just do that in the servers I usually hang out in I suppose, but I don't wanna take OVER ya know? HA I often feel I'm too bright of a candle at times...

However if its my theater....

My temptation to start a new Discord Server grows...

Uhg...I know I'm just doggy and social at the moment. The pig would quail at the thought...Still though, fresh starts, new rooms...possible chat for discussing scifi WIPs...cartoon Saturdays...

a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a building with a sad look on his face . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a building with a sad look on his face .

*Curls up in a large dog bed, holding a canine plushie close, sniffling*

I hate how important this stupid show has gotten to me in the past year...it came out RIGHT when I was at the hospital most days with mom...distracting me from beeping machines and bad news...

They're really good boys...

*This one comes on after a weepy day*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SD...

*UGLY CRYING*

YouTube video by Wolfie Dubs Lupin loves his Dear Belfort #belfortandlupin #belfort #lupin #shorts

www.youtube.com/shorts/ol1OJ...

Oh no...I made the mistake of watching Belfort and Lupin comic dubs on YT and now my sensible brain is pulling me away from making more of exactly this sort of vibe with a crowbar...

I DO NOT HAVE TO BE THE GAY DOGS I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD I HAVE OBLIGATIONS...

Belfort and Lupin is so cute...I should put on the episode where its Madame Rosa's 100th birthday...

Imp Brain: Soooo....

No...don't...

IB: I'm just saying, spoiled fancy royal, the ground shakes everytime she moves and she eats when she's nervo-

BEGONE YOU.

My rear may be too agile for its own good....

It would be really nice to be the kangaroo around tax time... So responsible so sensible... So not tempted to order takeout...

Tim Tam would definitely cook... I should cook...

What do you MEAN this got over 1.1k likes?...

More of you want to get familiar with my spots than I thought...

Man...my throat's been getting scratchy lately...Must be the air...

Sensible Brain: Or it could be that you've been talking a lot...and the one year aniversary of your mother's death is next month, so you've been crying a lot without telling an-

THE AIR. SURELy.

I hate how many random rom-com scenarios I have come up with for all the god drama I could mine for this...ha! That's really good. Bonus points for Egyptian mythology as well. Big weakness of mine

WHICH WOULD BE SO FUN TO WORK WITH AS A SOUND FONT OH MY GOD

Imp Brain: But you know SO much about mythology and esoteric religion...wouldn't your little nerd brain love it if Psyche the lovely rose colored kitsune stopped by for a spa day with Anansi the drider? Both of whom want to tie you up in different ways?

Iamgoingtochewmywaythroughthefloor...

Imp Brain: Audios set from the perspective of a worker at a spa for deities, the different tasks and requests change depending on who's visiting with a rotating cast~

I.

DO NOT.

HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

IB: But you want to have time for it is the thing right?

Ineeaspraybottle...

Imp Brain: You're totally not thinking about being a good little puppy at a spa for hippy deities...sloshing about pools filled with rose petals and poundage...demanding wide waggers asking a hound's attention?

H-how long are you going to be like this?

IB: All day at least.

I need to hide.

R-right...just gotta be normal today...so normal...

*Turns on shower to no water pressure whilst the faucet seems to work* Well...guess its a bath today...

*Flumphs down...*

*Hears the way the fiberglass housing literally shakes along with a slosh around my hips*

N-normal...

*Squirms in place, tail tugging sheepish hips to and fro as he sits, spots pink and gently kaleidoscopeing*

U-uhg...I have woken up just...

*SO* squirmy...

*Whinewag* Guh...

The id brain is very high today...t-this is untenable...

Needy puppy...

Wanna talk tails and hips and garbage...

Man...my throat's been getting scratchy lately...Must be the air...

Sensible Brain: Or it could be that you've been talking a lot...and the one year aniversary of your mother's death is next month, so you've been crying a lot without telling an-

THE AIR. SURELy.

"Inside of you there are two wolves-"

You do not understand how much that would be a reduction of the number of animals inside me...you are deciding which one to feed, I am running a soup kitchen.

Reading with Domino:

It's like having one of those theater seats that shakes at the exciting parts, except its when anything cute happens...

Art by @talidraws.bsky.social

AYYYEE

Your avatar is so cute!

It is, the second it was picked up I KNEW something like this would happen. Uhg I hate that company

Uhg...this genuinely tanks my mood for the day a bit. That SUCKS man...

The second I found out the show was Buzzfeed owned I feared something like this would happen, but choosing Ai slop over the creator of one of the few things keeping your brand relevant off facebook is INSANE.

I-I am going to ignore my id prodding me about prodigiously padded purple pussycats...

I have things to do. Like be a responsible human at tax season...

I AM ALSO BEING DESTROYED I CAN'T HELP YOU I AM ALSO IN DANGER

THIS ACURSEDLY AMAZING IMAGE IS WHAT STARTED THIS ACCOSTMENT BY ID

IB: *Floating about the room with a cheshire's grin* You know, he's a sphinx cat...they need lotion...if you keep feeding him pound cake you're going to have a very large area to cover

𝑪𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬

IB: Right before he has you massage his purple python, base to tip while it keeps wrapping your arm.

GRAHH

But his brother's not as grumpy...