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Check out my new substack US Dept of Brainrot. Check-in for daily coverage of the 47th Presidency that makes zero sense. It's NOT real! https://aimeelombard.substack.com/

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I love that show!

14.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for reading Dept of Brainrot!

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Asteroid 2028!!

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Extinction Level 1 Today NASA disclosed privately that a newly discovered asteroid appears to have a trajectory that will have a 40% chance of impacting Earth next month.

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14.02.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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GrΓ­ma Wormtongue In an effort to confront the growing reports of chaos in government, 47 and Elon Ratface held a news conference in the Octogan Office.

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12.02.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muskrat is the president.

11.02.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gulf of Madness Acting on a campaign promise, 47 renamed the β€œGulf of Mexico” to the β€œGulf of Madness”.

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11.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Productive Life Mantra:

11.02.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
Russia guide bomb used frequently against civilians

Russia guide bomb used frequently against civilians

Ukraine has created an experimental weapon that can intercept Russia’s guided bombs. They reportedly shot down a Russian KAB for the first time in the suburbs of Zaporizhzhia.

If they can recreate more successful intercepts it’ll save thousands of lives.

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Trump DEI crackdown targets books in Pentagon schools As the Trump DEI purge widens, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ordered restrictions on what books DOD schools can teach, according to a memo obtained by The Washington Post.

As the Trump DEI purge widens, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ordered restrictions on what books schools serving military families can teach, according to a memo obtained by The Post.

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anti-tesla poster being distributed

anti-tesla poster being distributed

Musk being a total Nazi

Musk being a total Nazi

Musk being a total Nazi but a different angle

Musk being a total Nazi but a different angle

Tesla sales in Germany have plummeted by almost 60%.

Sales in other countries also dropping fast. Elon Musk is currently the 2nd most hated oligarch on Earth after helping coup d'Γ©tat the United States & sieg heiling in front of millions in celebration.

Calls to boycott Musk products are global.

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🀣

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Tax Return Follow Up As promised, we have an update on the status of this year’s Federal Tax returns.

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The Ghost of Hamilton In a late-night meeting, 47 and his Chief of Staff, issued a new Executive Order that henceforth, all legislative ties will be settled by duel between VP Vance and Amazon CEO, Jeff Bozo.

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Egg Heist of 2025 In other news, of what is becoming the most chaotic and stupid year since time began, 100,000 eggs were stolen by unknown suspects.

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06.02.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Muskrat Mayhem and Where's My Tax Return In an early morning X post, Muskrat claimed to have deleted the IRS.

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Housekeeping Post From Our Staff The Dept of Brainrot staff were not able to post any updates yesterday.

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What Is Resilience Targeting? Resilience targeting inflicts hopelessness and cynicism. These skills can help you stay motivated and hopeful when the whole world feels like a disaster.

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03.02.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people cannot sustain anymore food price increases!!

03.02.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yyyyeeesss

03.02.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To the streets!

03.02.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The futures markets are not looking good for tomorrow.

03.02.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could literally care less about the Grammys right now!

03.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Molotov diplomacy

02.02.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has absolute power now. Thanks supreme court.

01.02.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀬

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