Keith the Camel

“He needs to land this like a marshmallow” #gibberish #dame #lauradavies

What level did you reach? “Grumpy boots”?

Patience is a virtue, young Mr Camel.

You’d think McCartney, who is probably a billionaire, would see fit to make sure Best and his family never have to struggle.

I have no idea why Labour tied themselves down with the no tax increases pledge

They had a huge poll lead and did they said they would put a penny on basic rate, and set out what they’d spend it on, it might’ve cost a few seats but they’d still have a stonking majority.

Jesus, I thought Liverpool supporters were mostly a sound bunch. That’s eye opening

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It’s been 3 years. How long are prepared to sacrifice the youth of Ukraine? 5 years? 10? 20?

Putin isn’t stopping.

This is the hardest thing ever. I can’t see a solution.

But I lived for the first half of my life with the troubles in Ireland. I didn’t think there would ever be a solution there. Until there was.

At the moment, no one, on any side is talking peace. That must change.

It’s a bottomless pit of lost lives and wasted money.

Start by offering a pledge never to join NATO.

Putin has long since proved he doesn’t care less about tens of thousands of people dying.

So are we just going to continue serving up more young people to die? How long for?

He’s not going to stop.

There has to be an endgame or it’ll turn into world war.

It’s a horrible prospect of course. But it’s been 3 years, at what point are we going to say “enough is enough” and negotiate? How many have to die? If Putin was going to stop, he would’ve done so by now.

There has to be an endgame. I don’t want that to be world war.

I hate Putin. I despise Trump.

I feel deeply sorry for the people of Ukraine (and the Russian conscripts too).

But this is an unwinnable war. I don’t want to descend into World War 3 over a random line in the dirt 1000s of miles away

There has to be a negotiated solution even if we don’t like it.

This take down of Elon Musk by Bill Burr is almost art.

It’s fucking perfect.

Look at how this twat has been behaving

Chris Kluwe proving not all NFL players are neo nazis. All power to him

Elon Musk is now arguing with astronauts.

The man is clinically fucking insane.

Can he please just fuck right off.

Very funny thread

Adding premier league darts at Dublin to my bucket list. Atmosphere looks electric.

Me too. I think 2025 marks a decade since I last visited.

Would like perhaps one last trip to give the seniors a spin.

But everything I read suggests it has changed. And not for the better.

Very enjoyable show! Especially loved singing happy birthday to Janet

Rememeber singing happy birthday to a guy in an off strip Vegas steakhouse, many years ago? He was very embarrassed!

I knew him quite well. He was exceptionally kind and wise. He’ll be missed. RIP.

Good hit son. #chair #qpr

Just when I was think Trump’s kid was the absolute worst, Musk’s sprog comes along to steal the crown.

Why can’t the richest man in the world just fuck off to a beach somewhere and drink tequila instead of making everyone’s life a misery?

The richest man in the world cutting off aid to some of the poorest is the sickest thing I've ever seen.

Reform wouldn't exist without Farage but he is very unpopular which puts a ceiling on their vote.

I went to Facebook for the first time in a long time the other.

Noticed I had some friend requests, one from an acquaintance who died five years ago!

I don’t miss it all. Hopefully will get to the same place with Twitter too.

I’ve watched a rugby match for the first time in about 30 years because I was reliably informed “the Lionel Messi of rugby” was playing

I was lied to.

May well have done. Think it was before I passed my test, so I might well have braved your driving “skills”.

I should’ve got a medal!