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Mr. Spookytime Grift

@djdunclive.bsky.social

Always and forever a cheerful misanthrope. he/him

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Relationship goals.

04.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best part is that when all this really blows up in his face, he's going to genuinely believe it was because the reporters didn't do enough of his work for him. Ti be fair to him: they've been doing their damndest to cover up Republican failings for decades so his expectation is a bit understandable

04.03.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's one thing everyone knows about war, it's that one side gets to set the conditions unilaterally without any fear of consequence.

04.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To say nothing of 12 more weeks of a 3-4 week war everyone hates.

04.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if your primary competitor has decided to stop doing consoles any more, I can see how it'd make sense to go back to console exclusives. Doesn't actually make me any more likely to get a new PS, though.

04.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Iranian ambassador was not, for the record, on American soil.

I’ve never seen an admin more full of juvenile man-children openly projecting their juvenile man-childness every time they open their mouths and try to come across as β€œtough.” (And yes, I know Waltz’s background: still juvenile.)

04.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2018    πŸ” 441    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 11

Rapists love being able to brag about how good they are at raping. Shockingly, this doesn't make them very popular with anyone who isn't also a rapist or a wannabe rapist.

04.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bold to make it about the country and not the specific leaders. Because the country's about to go full lodestone around his neck and most anyone can see it coming.

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming they've held to the bs they were doing back when I was working there... shit, almost a decade ago? Fuck you, linear time. Where was I?

Right, bs. It's the standard "We can just have our floor employees run up whenever we need extra cashiers" idea. Which never really works.

04.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think target is heading for a slow grind to chapter 11, for a variety of reasons:

1. They gave the finger to their customers. They had people doing stuff like this (β€œtarzhay”) for free marketing and then was like β€œeff you, woke is stupid”. You’re not coming back from that.

03.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 20

This man could correctly identify the oyster Nazi's tattoo and its significance.

This guy

04.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We've spent twice the munitions to deliver far less than that disastrous war. Praise me!"

04.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I look at it a lot like an arc welder: a number of specific uses that I personally have zero need for, have no particular interest in mastering right now, and is likely to cause more harm than good in most people's hands.

And AI "art" can fuck all the way off.

04.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy, Graham Platner sure does seem to have a lot of these sorts of "accidents," huh

04.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

04.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1050    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

Mojtaba Khamenei looks to inherit Supreme Leader title from his father. He is super close to the Revolutionary Guard hardliners and in addition to killing his father and mother we also killed his wife and son so this is all going to go so well

04.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 16

It's possible they do even worse without the media support but honestly I think they are staffed by people who have fully drunk the koolaid, truly believe they are the voice of real America, and have no clue how much damage they are causing by just being themselves in public.

04.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoopsiedoodle

04.03.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PRESS: "Please, Mister President sir, give us *something* to sell for you."

TRUMP: "Nah."

04.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh they’re fucking SCARED

04.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

give me the lab meat / and free my soul / i wanna get steak that is ethical / and drift away

04.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, in every vote counts

04.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WSU Nuclear Science Center celebrates 65th anniversary with major expansion PULLMAN, Wash. β€” It's been 65 years since Washington State University's nuclear research reactor was activated, and since then the halls of Dodgen Research facility have been busy with students

It's been 65 years since Washington State University's nuclear research reactor was activated, and since then the halls of Dodgen Research facility have been busy with students and researchers.

04.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No particular thoughts on Talarico right now beyond him being useful for identifying some boring Internet atheists to block.

04.03.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our media LOVES war

they LOVE explosions and fighter jets and flak jackets and The Troops

and we are a couple of days into this conflict and already they are starting to lose the narrative except in the most hardcore propaganda shows (Hannity et al)

it took years for Iraq to fall apart, not days

03.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1465    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11

2026 has a very 2006 "everybody fucking hates republicans but national media/pundits will be reeaaaaaaaaaaallllllly slow to properly understand that because of their priors about the two parties" feel to it

04.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1867    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9

You know what else would’ve helped with your taxes? The IRS Free File that Musk killed for no reason

04.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Texas is first big primary of the midterms. Here’s when election results will come in The road to the Senate majority runs through the Rio Grande β€” with a detour through late-night TV. Eric Garcia breaks down the good, the bad and the ugly in the Lone Star State

We are seeing the best possible outcome that Democrats could want: Talarico gets a clean win and gets a six-week head start while Paxton and Cornyn cut each other up for two weeks.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

04.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6