Mr. Spookytime Grift

I figured Oysterman was more of an idiot than a genuine Nazi but the worse the arguments get in his defense the more I wonder

Ryan Grim: I gather that everyone here is 100% certain Graham Platner is a Nazi antisemite. I also gather you all are trapped in an epistemic chamber sealed tighter than the one around Fox News. So, who here actually knew that Platner's wife is Jewish? And how does that influence your certainty?

You Blueskiers think you’re so smart but would a Nazi ever be cruel to his wife? That would be like Donald Trump marrying an immigrant

How the fuck did an entire internet full of people who love yelling about Dick Cheney, real life supervillain, completely forget his decades-old Project For A New American Century, which called for the war of choice in Iraq to be followed by a war of choice in Iran

Rude. Herman Cain was the CEO. My gradpa was a dude who did commercials and showed up in costume for restaurant openings.

Every once in a while there's a small piece of me that wishes I were still Catholic, because I'd love to get in on these knifings myself.

Hardly the first time I've used this one but my Grandpa was the 90s "Godfather" for Godfather's Pizza.

I would imagine that the foot of the bed is traditional in these sorts of things so I suppose it's all down to other positional preferences.

Oh, so we're the FUCKED!!! sort of FUCKED fucked.

Congrats, Bianca! It's all downhill from here.

Look, 5 is objectively a bad pen but I love it nonetheless.

Coming soon to Iowa:

The key, as ever, is what's within his power and the fact of the matter is that there's a *terrifying* amount of awful that is, at least nominally, within his power. This ain't.

*laughs in Ukrainian*

You made an whole ass new account to start shit 🥺 truly honored you’re so mad

Remember what Bernie Sanders thinks is more important than a woman being sexually assaulted

James Talarico tonight:

"It doesn't matter what happens in this Republican runoff. We already know who we're running against: The billionaire mega-donors and their corrupt political system. Not any one politician ... We are running against the broken system and the powerful people who broke it."

$130bn + $4bn of interest, “there are no merits”, what an absolute savage.

MY HOW THE TURN TABLES

Velma is making an "abandoned prison cell" in Minecraft. "This is where cops put you to forget you."

Jesus Christ.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

So ya the media is fully committed to running a photo of a Democrat alongside every article about the war now that they've seen how bad it's polling.

'those movies where people watch a video because it's supposed to make you die in a week are unrealistic' I say as I watch another person take a Chotiner phone call

Sorry not sorry

Rofl. Just the most cowardly shits imaginable. Won't stand against the man but will dip out because the whole affair's humiliating. Kudos for the timing, though.

I don't think "affair" is the really right term when he was texting a congressional aide explicit messages and she wrote back "this is going too far, boss"

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"I didn't bother to have someone check out my tattoos for potential problems before running for senate. I have the presence of mind and consideration to be a senator."

Also, like, they're the minority. They know how pretty much every vote is going to go here.