Mr. Spookytime Grift

I take it a baseball is happening again?

Would

Anderson and his colleagues asked that question themselves when confronted with the responsibility of accurately reporting on Trump, risking his ire and they resoundingly decided they'd rather lie to their audience. It's understandable that he'd be confused that others might not do that.

I dunno, maybe voters know about Trump's threats, see the risk, and are like "bring it, asshole".

To this regard, I had a friend from Atlanta who when we were talking about Trumpers a few years ago said something along the lines of "well you dont get it, you live in NYC" and I had to be like "there were more Trump voters in NYC alone than the entire population of the city of Atlanta."

Problem: The Spawnling has picked up the unfortunate exasperated declaration of "Oh shit!" from someone, probably not me, in our household.

Bigger problem: It is objectively impossible not to chuckle at his inflection when he says it.

Whatever else this is, this is not a populace accepting tyranny quietly.

"Personally, I prefer to innoculate myself against the zombie plague by having a smaller zombie bite me. Preferably a child."

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Happy Halloween

Whether it's liberals snapping their fingers at New York Times staffer orientation or conservatives cutting off SNAP funding for millions of starving Americans, both sides have a snap problem.

Good lord, there's hating your husband and then there's comparing him to JD Goddamn Vance.

Honestly, nothing but respect for this masterhater.

You know... this just does not seem like a healthy campaign to me.

Statistically, at least three of them are.

Good call, Brooke. Focus on how great an idea it is that the Republicans are the ones killing SNAP right now. That's the ticket to winning the public over.

Lol, when I took my wife's mother's maiden name for our marriage I had to stand before a judge for the formality of it all. Didn't occur to me at the time that there probably was a bit of a good reason behind the hassle.

Same thing as woth Russia: a large enough concerted effort from enough countries that have decided they're tired of our bullshit and then continued effort maintaining that pressure because lord knows folks are as happy to ignore Russia's crimes against humanity as they are ours.

"I am no longer asking."

Saw a gal at the Trunk or Treat last night who'd opted for a costume without sleeves and I think I got secondhand frostbite. No thank you.

Can we call them racist yet?

The fun part of this discourse is watching folks who've made it clear that they have no interest in being part of a coalition loudly declare how offended they are at being treated like they're not part of the coalition.

This should help calm the worst conspiracy theorists on Twitter down.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

Yes. Even without the sex pestery, the guy was known for treating everyone like total shit.

Can't even have a hot Louvre thief, because of woke.

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If only you knew how horribly he's aged in 12 years

Screenshot of the top of the 2013 Buzzfeed listicle "13 Mugshots Of The Hottest Guys Ever Arrested" showing the photo everyone's circulating right now that's supposed to be the Louvre burglar (nope).

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Damn that's crazy

This is maybe the most Bluesky duo of posts: the first mad at Democrats for abandoning Platner, followed by a reply mad at Democrats for backing Platner. Which is it, Bluesky?

Oh c'mon, I'm sure Clint's game for another round of talking to an empty chair.