Michael Elizondo

TWEET OF THE DAY 🏆

Already there. The rates of colon cancer are going to suck.

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ESPNAssignmentDesk @ESPNAssignDesk · 2h Hello, Dane! Please see your DMs for a message from us! Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

Centrist Dems launch '28 mission: Stop AOC It's a reflection of the deep divisions within the party over how to take on Trump's MAGA Republicans.

May we banish these "centrists." Just a disease for the nation and for the Democratic Party.

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I don't understand this coordinated response of Dems going, "Trump owes us an explanation for attacking Iran!"

Do they expect his failure to provide one will produce a politically advantageous gotcha? Come on. Just say the war is stupid, wasteful and it should cease. Stop being weak and terrible.

You're in a dark closet! Duh. 😏

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Congrats to all the politicians who have made statements supporting this bullshit while Ted Cruz finds a spine.

John Fetterman, come collect your prize!

Damn

I've been more annoyed at Michael Conforto.

Donald Trump has murdered scores if not hundreds of children in just the past two months. Anyone offering him an ounce of support, in any way whatsoever, is complicit in that. We should imprison as many of them that we can and hound those who we can't out of public life forever.

PSA: 🗣️

He's threatening me with a good time.

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.

Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

Seems to be the pattern…

Not seen: the Rockies tickets in August, but still there nonetheless.

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

Nuzlocke?

Yeah. But they are too stupid to realize it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I figured but the joke was right there

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Better than a Yankee page! 🥁

And, if you win, to say that you lose money by winning is a wild statement, so I think the perception is more or less if you don’t like what the Dodgers are doing, either take a look in the mirror or look at the people who aren’t putting a product on the field.”

Treinen thinks more teams should spend the way that the Dodgers do.

“Is it a bad thing that the people who pay our checks and our salaries want a winning product? If you’re going to complain about a team willing to do what it takes to win, then I think you’re in the wrong business...

Treinen to the LA Times:

“Perception is built from the media and maybe owners that don’t like what the Dodgers are doing because they would have to do something similar,” Treinen said earlier this week. “And I say to that, ‘Maybe you’re in the wrong business.’”

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Blake Treinen and I agree on something.

Whelp. GG everybody. /s

Wow! This is some top-notch investigative journalism. The report claims the 3 million Epstein files released are only 2% of the total.

The massive scale of what’s still missing is hard to comprehend.