Gabe Graziani

And praising Scott Presler, who is also a huge islamophobe and political hack!!

It... could easily be exactly this.

You could customize her hair color and submit your 1040.

I went to the hospital and was like, "these guts are bad... you gotta give me all new guts. Sorry."

"Ahhh, you are right of course... I regret the error. It is not spelled correctly. The proper spelling is M I S H C H C H I E V I OO # S"

"Allow me to summarize the responsibilities in the town you have agreed to so far:
- eliminate 10 wolves in the northern forrest
- locate and retrieve Penelope's mishceivous lost puppy
- unite the three Power Crystals to break the Vizier's curse

Would you like me to produce a map of likely POIs?"

Hard to beat a band with a young Cy Toliver (red shirt) in the mix!

Most painful thing I ever experienced! Hope you feel better asap!

Don't let the survivors guilt get to you.

Ideally, you do what you do because you enjoy doing it, even if corporate overlords make that difficult.

Treat your coworkers well and take comfort in each other. You may not be able to do anything alone, but together, maybe.

All of the programmers working crunch because they wanted to hit cruise control and kick back in the gaming industry when they could otherwise get twice as much at, like, a bank or something.

The thing is... I have never met a dev who set out to make something people didn't like. They may have been mistaken in trying to guess (or stubborn in thinking they know better), but the whole reason people make games is so that people will play them.

It's similar to "targeting" a 90+ metacritic because then the team will arrive to exceed that mandate and push to improve the game's quality as much as possible.

But then, when the game ships because of enforced date, the 85 it gets is a gross failure to meet expectations.

I want the full catalog, hot damn!

"Short-term experience... Short-term experience never changes."

It's comforting to think he's a secret genius with machinations he set in motion decades ago, that he's a worthy opponent who got the best of us.

In the same way, it is profoundly disheartening to understand that this fool was able to dupe so many people and is wreaking havoc with his bumbling.

Yeah... we're gonna just go ahead and sort of do the opposite of that.

Three laws lethal.

"Is Timmy's still doing the roll up the rim thing?"

Gottem'.

Put this shitheel on the front goddamned lines.

These jaggoffs are so cavalier about human lives. I can't stand it.

What an insane thing for her to post and then just sign off for the weekend, like, no need to revisit this one for all the folks freaking out in the replies.

The kind of thing that should probably earn a block, tbh.

This made some sense when I thought it was Grok, but then I read it again...

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100%... That therapy is a sunk cost. No Pixar movie is going to impact shitty parents messing up their kids with homophobia.

Uhhhh... haha... huuuuhhhhhhh

TIL: Iran is in the American region.

Yes, it sounds cold. I don't know from personal experience, however, because I have never tried this...

I mean... it's called a toilet seat?

Instructions profoundly clear, never questioned.

It's always such a giddy moment to watch you track a fighter up through the top of the canopy... that is the thing that convinced me of VR's promise.

I was so used to playing spacefighter sims and losing enemies trying desperately to track them at the edge of my monitor! Changed everything!

As an owner of a Valve Index, I can vouch for the quality of Valve's hardware. It's great stuff and very durable.

Do the young people of the world know *any* of this lore?

Oh my goodness, THAT BURGER!!

Had a wonderful time at GDCheese!

Thank you to everyone who attended. It was great meeting up with all of you.