Galen Grace

A red and black rectangular box rests on a beige fabric background. The product manufacturer brand logo features a red devil head followed by the word SEX with the devil's tail underlining it and curving up at the end. The product name is "SHOCKGASM 2.0 Unplugged" with a lightning bolt pointed toward the decimal point in the number. Below the product name is an image of a black wand with a comb-like attachment. Below that reads, "5-piece cordless electric wand."

I had the pleasure of providing pleasure to two playmates at a sex club last night using my cordless electric wand - and magic hands, of course. It isn't named "shockgasm" for nothing! 😈

It's available to include in a booking if that appeals to you.

#sacredtouch #eroticmassage #tantra #baskinbliss

I'm a demon and a god. And so are you.

Remember?

Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.

Alternate headline: "Stephen Miller's Wife Outs Him as a Cuck."

I mean, if he gets out of the way of bulls ...

#iamantifa #fucktrump #fucknazis #resist #defenddemocracy #antifascist #antifascism #antifa #kink #cuckfetish

Movie poster for Freaky Tales with the tagline, "In 1987, Oakland Was Hella Freaky." The central images shows the three top-billed actors, Pedro Pascal, Jay Ellis, and Ben Mendelsohn, standing in a trio, each holding a weapon: a hatchet, a samurai sword, and a sawed-off shotgun. Behind them appear the other half dozen or so actors in the ensemble cast. A freaky green neon lightning bolt descends from above and illuminates the background and the eyes of one actor at the rear of the image.

If you haven't seen Freaky Tales, I found the entire film quite entertaining. As a bonus, it will likely vicariously fulfill any desire you have to commit violence against Nazis!

Streaming on HBO MAX and available on other platforms.

#antifa #iamantifa #antifascist #fucknazis

A flyer for SWOON's next social club event. It says, "Welcome to all former and current spicy workers and invited allies." It's going to be this Sunday, September 28th, 2025, from 7pm-9pm. It also states to PM for the address if you're interested in coming!

Another social club is coming this Sunday! We gave everyone some time to rest after our last event (shout out to those who went!), but now we wanna hang againnnn. PM us for the address. It's gonna be cozy n chill, and we'd love to see you there!

#swoonsocial #sw #swoonalliance

This seems like a good time to be crystal clear about something:

I am Antifa.

#IAmAntifa #antifa #antifascist #defenddemocracy #nokings #resist #wethepeople

Only $3 more... 💦🌈💦

A multicolored box top with the word Touchcards sits in the middle of an arrangement of eight playing cards with text on them. The cards say things like, "Touch me like my skin is covered in thick honey" and "Touch me as if to leave a message for someone else on my skin," or "You are a mountain stream and I am the river bed through which you dance" and "You are an archaeologist. I am the forgotten city. Carefully, methodically, unearth me."

One of my birthday gifts from my nesting partner this week was this game designed for 2-6 players. She gets me. 😊 I've flipped a sample selection of cards to show the poetic descriptions of ways you touch another participant on your turn.

Who wants to play? Book me.

#sacredtouch #eroticmassage

In those moments, I surrender and remember: fully accepting What Is, without resistance; reminding myself that my essence nature is so much more than just this body. That's the only way to avoid adding unnecessary suffering to the inevitable pain of life, including existence in an aging body. 🙏🕉️☮️💓

Galen, a bald man with white moustache and goatee, looks at the camera from a seated position in a high-backed chair. He's naked, with his knees wide apart, his genitals visible. Low sun casts a warm glow on him. On a table beside him, a sunflower faces the source of light.

Commemorating another trip around the Sun in my birthday suit. It hasn't always felt like a great fit this past year. Over the last twelve months, this body has experienced a fair amount of pain -- and not just the fun kind! 😈 (1/2)

TICKETS ARE UP for Pittsburgh's one-night-only erotic circus. CIRQUE EROTIQUE: Under the Harvest Moon

Grab your date for an evening with the best aerialists from D.C., Baltimore, and Pittsburgh.

We expect to sell out! Proceeds go to SWOON Alliance.
swoonalliance.org/circus

In civvie life, I write both those genres. My author tagline is "Literature flavored by mysticism." 😊

Galen, a bald man with white moustache and goatee, looks at the camera. He wears a black sleeveless t-shirt, a necklace with a chakra stone pendant, and a beaded bracelet. He's seated in front of a banner hanging from an overhead canopy that reads "Sex Work Is Work." Behind, a green lawn and trees give way to a blue sky.

Tabling for @swoonalliance.bsky.social at the Pittsburgh Bridge Community Kinknic this afternoon.

Virgo Sun & Rising here. 😈

So grateful for my experience with my client yesterday, and not just for the tip of several hundred dollars or the gift of a brand new, unopened Lovense Sex Machine (retail $699).

We shared six hours of profound connection as I introduced her to energy work, including moments of mystical union. 🌌

Galen, a bald man with white moustache and goatee, looks at the camera with a slight smile. He's seated beside an altar on which rests various photos, statues, crystals, and other sacred objects. He wears a black sleeveless t-shirt. He holds his left arm across his body with the hand, on the back of which is a tattoo of the peace symbol, resting on his right shoulder.

I'm heading to Eastern Ohio to see a client today. It's a 2-hour drive each way, and I'll spend ~6 hours there, so it will be a long day. But I'm really looking forward to it. They want my company, sensual but not erotic massage, and Reiki. In preparation, I gave myself some Reiki this morning. 🙏🕉️☮️💓

Great piece! He's still revered here in Da Burgh.

And by control, it meant accept you can't control and allow and embrace, as I'm doing to you right now. 🙏🕉️☮️💓

Galen, a bald man with white moustache and goatee, smiles at the camera. He wears a string of red beads around his neck so they fall to the bottom of his bare chest. Next to him, various objects -- a framed photo, statues, crystals, and more -- sit on an altar.

Aditya Hridayam Punyam, Sarv Shatru Vinashanam!

"When the Sun is kept in the heart, all evils vanish from life!"

This morning I repeated that Sanskrit phrase 108 times as I touched each of my mala beads.

I received the mantra from a disciple of Neem Karoli Baba, Indian guru of Ram Dass.

🙏🕉️☮️💓

I admit guilt and accept the penalty, as horrible as it sounds.

The defense recommends a medium-security facility on the Gulf Coast of Florida this winter.

If the court insists the sentence be carried out sooner, we enter a plea bargain for house arrest on the Jersey Shore in, say, September?

Er ... wait ... I mean ...

That was a joke, btw.

Ivy stands naked except for a black garter belt and black stockings, smiling over their shoulder and running her hands through her hair.

Sweet Summer nights

I really encourage younger SWs not to lie about their age to seem younger if they plan on being here for the long haul, because the sooner you can make it to your 30s, the sooner you'll get to the best clients this industry has to offer. The demographic booking 21 year olds is NOT sending its best.

It's okay if you don't find a particular sex worker attractive. Maybe you even think we're aesthetically yuck. Reskeet us anyways—we are someone's exact order. Help us find our patrons by expanding our reach!

Please and thank you.

Federal law can blow me.

Oh, fuck. Thanks for correcting my pronoun use!

She will be missed. 🙏🕉️☮️💓

That moment when a 73-year-old first-time client says you gave them the best massage they ever had.

Open Sunday eve or early Monday at my location in #WesternMA or later Monday or Tues on my drive back to #Pittsburgh.

#sacredtouch #eroticmassage #energywork #chakras #tantra #reiki #presence #bliss