McLexi

Constipated! In My Hometown

Homestuck :3

You win the internet today good sir 🤣👍

I’m doing research on nougat.

On a teams call with my video off and these people don’t even know I’m doing the percolator rn

I wrote lollipop for lil wayne

Shay Harmon brings magic to my life‼️

I swear to god this bitch did not just shit and fart all up in this bathroom and then leave without washing her hands…… Edward Poopyhands

“I think your post captures why twitter isn’t always for me. It’s as brutal as it is inane. But I can see the comedy within your verse.” - Connor

The first question I’m gonna ask god someday when I die and go to heaven is if my dad ever really loved me. The second question is why the mouthwash container is always sticky

“I’m getting you a bib for your birthday. So you can eat however you want.” -Connor, out of literally nowhere

If you like Tigers Jaw, Blondeshell, or The Beths: you’ve gotta check out Raue

I’m doing research on how to commit a prank call.

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How it feels to go back to work after visiting some of your favorite people

Omg it was “MESSIAH”

I saw “ONION” as a license plate yesterday. There was another good one later in the night but I can’t remember what it was. Just keeping you all in the loop

I’m drunk as fuck checking my email

THERE ARE FUCKIN STARS OUT HERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

“I don’t know why Heath Ledger’s Joker is any more acclaimed than Jim Carrey’s Grinch.” -Connor, out of nowhere

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Graduating to every other week for therapy instead of weekly

(Pisses my pants) Compliments to the chef

Also here are cute ones of Connor and I

Last week I officiated @loganbaals.bsky.social wedding and then we grabbed the fuck out of each other’s heads

I need them out of here

I went fishing over the weekend and now there’s a bag of bloody trout filets in the fridge that I’m scared to deal with

Hammered! watching The Thing

Idk why this picture makes me emotional

I drank the beer of insatiable noodle craving

FLY
THE
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Luigi’s Mansion, the movie