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Yo dog, if you think there’s much of a difference between telling American kids they are doing an Armageddon for Big Jesus and lunatics believing they get a pile of virgins for flying into a tower, you’ve just confirmed an appointment with me, the motherfucking brick dentist.

Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."

My moral compass was built primarily from original trilogy Star Wars - where we learned it takes a near-death/deathbed experience AND intervention with estranged progeny to make a tough-guy cosplayin', pasty, bald white dude with anger issues admit he was wrong or reconsider his positions.

I keep the 50,000 reasons I oppose this guy in a Cava takeout bag.

#SayNoMan2Homan 👎

Our nation may not make it to 250 because the most gullible ignoramuses became sycophants for an evil geriatric .pdf file billionaire real estate tycoon reality-TV star.

Y’all f*cking suck.

Only those capable of growing back part of an ear have the right to call the attack on Rep Omar a staged one.

Who knew America’s death rattle would be so loud?

Mr. Tree pities the fools not having a Merry Christmas. #xmastree #dog #mrT #parodytree

Sometimes, I rhythmically “bounce” the paperwork on my clipboard to make sex noises.

We cannot replicate The Professor’s coconut technologies seen on Gilligan’s Island, from the mid-1960s, in 2025 because of Woke.

favia coral

Tourism on the decline in Xenophobistan - details tonight at 6:00.

I live in The Show Me State.

"We" vote for folks who overturn voter-approved initiatives.

I'm surrounded by 'fed up' folks who refuse to believe their votes go to those who will NOT improve their situations.

I wish we still required proof before belief.

[Missouri voting outcomes in my lifetime]

Good doggie

#nokings

YouTube video by Star Wars Darth Jar Jar Has Entered Fortnite

Do it, Disney!!!

I don't want more Jar Jar Binks - but I'd totally be there for Darth Bombad.

"... and now young Jedi, YOUSA GONNA DIE!!!"

YouTube video by choongchoong SON (CMS) Nine Inch Nails (NIN) - Closer (Loop Cover)

FANTASTIC

"For far too long, some people have called them Arabic numbers. By executive order, we're calling them Trumbers from now on. One, two, three, four, and err, five, six, seven, eight, nine - and Sleepy Joe Biden's favorite Trumber... zero."
- Donnie Two Dolls after hearing the term 'Arabic numbers'

YouTube video by Starlord 16. The Mark Has Been Made - Nine Inch Nails

NIN's most foreboding track?

I love all three albums dearly.

The Fragile is better than The Downward Spiral.
The Downward Spiral is better than Year Zero - but Year Zero works far better as a concept album.

#nineinchnails

Saw Gerrera's breathing apparatus in Rogue One - medicinal or recreational?

Dr Indiana Bones now brings toys to keep him entertained while riding in style.
Barking while holding a ball in his mouth? As cute as it is ridiculous.

#dog

Them [to my dog]: "He's just so handsome!"

Me: "I'd like to say he gets his good looks from me, but I don't think it works that way."

Unsubstantiated #StarWarsSpeculation: Cassian will pull B2EMO's memory core and load it into an Imperial Security Droid to make K-2SO.

#andor

Eedy Karn is easily a top five terrifying Star Wars villain.

Teach a person to stand up for themselves - their insecurities disappear.
Teach a dog to stand up for themselves - hashbrowns left on the countertop disappear.

Ivan Stewart Off Road Arcade Racer

I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs

The GOP of yesteryear was bad. But if JD Vance pulled a Dan Quayle and spelled potato wrong today, they would sell merch with the incorrect spelling, states would try to pass laws changing the spelling, and party members would have to answer "How do you spell potato?" as a loyalty test.

Day six of the flute solo from "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas stuck in my head.

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?