kylie

before and after my little blue refresh 😌

i will NEVER forgive anyone who voted in these fucking clowns or anyone who chose to not vote. and also, sorry not sorry, but anyone who voted third party.

keeping a water gun on me at all times for if i happen across a cybertruck. enjoy your nazi rust IDIOT

maybe a hot take but if you live in a road that’s not maintained by the city and you and all of your neighbors refuse to keep up the road, you shouldn’t be ordering doordash. i have a sedan and im rock crawling in a neighborhood to get to you. at least meet me at the end city maintenance sign 😭

us egg haters are doing just fine, idk about yall tho

they told me all of my cages were mental, so i got wasted like all my potential

i love masks, i love people who mask, but as someone that’s extremely HoH not being able to lip read is KILLING MEEEE 😭 i need a hearing aid so bad

the relief you feel when your abuser dies. the guilt you feel when it’s your mother. tangled, twisted, crying, shouting. i forgave you, i shouldn’t have.

hope everyone has as peaceful a night as my cat

hahaha i love a matching tattoo, i’ll get one with anybody 😂 i think i have 8 different matching tattoos with 6 different people, only 3 of them are still in my life lmaooo

same i always wonder if people have covered up our matching tattoos. i know at least one person did

He who saves his country violates no laws.

i’m just at a place where i don’t respect men anymore and finding them funny is hard 😂

they conspire against us 😂

one of my cats figured out how to open the ferrets cage and free them. they are smart little demons lmao

yessss dude someone gets me lmaoooo

fighting for my life trying to drive at night, with astigmatism, in the rain and then BOOM blinded by gods divine light 😭

someone tell RFK that led headlights cause cancer PLEASE

felt sorry for you when i looked in your eyes… but i need to confess, i told you a lie when i said you were the love of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you said you’d never fall in love again because of me, then you moved on IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone in north carolina just ordered a valentines lunch for either their child or partner in ohio, so if he wanted to, he would. happy valentine’s day to nic in NC, you’re a cool guy

🎶 i had the time of my liiiiiiife and i owweee it alll tooo youuuuu 🎶 @josie316.bsky.social

i wonder what day 1 will look like if we are able to get a dem in the next presidential election (if there is one). so many EOs immediately just undoing all this dumb shit. i hope whoever it is makes a joke about how fucking ridiculous it is that they have to tell google to say gulf of mexico again.

has anyone else gone no contact with their parents? if you have, would you want to be contacted or be let known in some way if they’re about to die? or would you rather no one get in touch with you?

i saw the scoreboard and ran for my life

it’s a really great picture, you did amazing!

touch grass, walk through the snow, hold your friends hand, interact with your community, take a fucking breath

is this anything?

i hate it here so i will go to lunar valleys in my mind. when they found a better planet only the gentle survived