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i know THATS right 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...

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we used to be a proper country!!!! rip bp machines🥲

we used to be a proper country

remember bank lollipops?

grinnin n skinnin!!

oh you was cutting up

Leiomy Palmas De Dedinho GIF Alt: Leiomy Maldonado giving well-earned 10s

doing they GOOD carrying on.
we’ll see if the rest of the season holds up but this opener??

apple tv. down cemetery road. pilot.

get there.

NOW.

the bass/choral/strings arrangement in that intro is fr one of quincy’s absolute best. sooooooooo good

they bout to call ol boy **mountbatten** when all is said and done?? you ate that one singular thing, chuck. wicked work for a wicked man

emailing me “your payment is due. make a payment now.” when i been on autopay for the full 10 years i been with yall??? makes me cuss every time 😤😤

must see tv!! wow what a time. i think we even had a promotional vhs(?) for their prime-time lineup one season somehow??

just went to google “international mail” on my work computer, and reader, you would be surprised at how deeply a certain homophone remains implanted in my brain all these decades later 😵‍💫🤧😮‍💨

😳😳 niece cleared. gagged me in the process but cleared all the same !!!

@shivvy.bsky.social yall kinda ate

this is so good. props to you and the artist fr

The way I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

this is sending me

🙏🏽🙏🏽

rough 😬😬😬

me to t: did you watch a show called… the path?

t: …with aaron paul in it?

me: googles……. yes?

t: damn i pulled that from who knows where. yeah i saw the pilot

(sadly, i have heard terrible things ab it😭😭😭)

wait… the new kathryn bigelow joint??

wait… nearly all of those are my people. what movie is this?

could you say more ab what you found objectionable after her first sentence?

if youre accepting submissions, i been holding on to Pale, Pale Coon since sinners released 🤧🤧

🗣️🗣️🗣️bounce it biggidy bounce it biggidy bounce it biggidy bounce it

Office of the First Lady FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE October 24, 2025 First Lady Melania Trump Announces Halloween at the White House 2025 On Thursday, October 30, 2025, First Lady Melania Trump and President Donald J. Trump will open the South Lawn of the White House to trick or treaters of all ages. During this special White House tradition, thousands of children and their parents will proceed around demolished areas to visit various trick-or-treat booths and enjoy the asbestos and other debris left from the East Wing at the White House. The event will take place once construction crews leave and is open to ticketholders, including military families, law enforcement families, ballroom donors and families, and Administration officials with children. [yes, this is altered. calm down.]

Wow.