itsy bitsy spider

thank you bb :)❤️

mentioned how I’m not super confrontational and my entire gaggle said “WHAT” and laughed …

actually wait gimme my poppers back

first one I’ve ever fully agreed with and I mean it

overnighting them as we speak

omfg

the australia time difference cooked my ass just now

red wine h*rny :/

close! fcf actually (I’ll wait)

thank god my tattoo artist is a woman bc i genuinely think id get horny for any man tattooing me :/

waist kinda grabbable

my friend asked me what he said that roped me in and i unfortunately had to answer with “he said ayo”

answering the DL ex hockey players snapchat happy monday

there should be an IT department for people who aren’t computer challenged. like I promise you I’ve already restarted my computer can we try real solutions next

wanna play video games and pet my cats but nooooo I have to send emails

freddy got bored of marvel rivals :(

my cat is currently obsessed with jumping to attack our kit kat clock (we can longer have the tail swinging)

this tracks

need Spotify to admit they just wait for Apple Music to release wrapped first

Michael content 🎉🎉🎉

Oh I’m cooked

literally do not call me baby boy unless you want me on your door step in a white dress

i am 24 and playing elf on the shelf with my roommate (24). life couldn’t get better

told oomf I was in heat and they said “..more than normal??” 😪🧎🏻‍♂️

broadcast the boom boom boom boom and make em all dance to it… 🙂‍↔️

THAT IS SO DUMB. I’m more upset than I was before I knew this

here to say I cannot figure out what vpl means :(

the most jarring monday ever like omg

thought my door dasher stole my food but he just put it on the neighbor’s porch so now I have $80 worth of taco bell

paying rent on december 1st is the least holiday spirited thing ever like what