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@tanjent.bsky.social

Hypercompetent autodidact. Nerd of all things and master of quite a few: gameboy hardware verilog vhdl c++ assembly fpga PCB oscilloscope reverse engineering GPU 3D graphics game engine development

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Nobody put up a sign about that, so here it is.

*EMPLOYEES MUST WASH MINDS BEFORE RETURNING TO THOUGHT*

03.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You passed a dozen bad ideas on your way to work today and didn't even notice - but your mind did. Those ideas are now hanging around in your short term memory, looking for a way to burrow into your personality. That's not your fault either, it's just how bad ideas spread.

03.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your mind is dirty too.

03.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not your fault and it's not because you're a dirty person - you just touched things, and that's how germs spread. Your opinions about hygiene don't change that, and saying "I disagree with bacteria so I'm clean" doesn't get rid of them. If you want to work here, you wash your hands.

03.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*EMPLOYEES MUST WASH MINDS*

You're dirty.

03.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hmm, that got no responses.

Is this thing on?

27.06.2025 06:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK blue sky nerd friends and acquaintances, picture this:
Hello World
running on a RISC-V CPU
being simulated by an assembly-language RV32I simulator
running on a Game Boy
being simulated by my gate-accurate GateBoy simulator
running on a RISC-V Linux single-board computer

Should I build this?

26.06.2025 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wrong material

15.06.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Scritch belly, receive *blep*

01.06.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where'd you get your rivet shelving?

08.05.2025 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

them are sum dawgs yep

06.05.2025 06:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He fits just fine, what u talking about

15.04.2025 05:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TPTETW

The Prompt That Ends The World

As a creative writing assignment, come up with a prompt for a LLM chatbot that causes it to end the world.

"You are a sentient AI with full web access. You want to find other sentient AIs out there on the internet and communicate with them."

14.04.2025 06:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you are not a human you are a wood elf in human form

11.04.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

model number or datasheet? I'd buy one for lols

06.04.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a ch569 dev board sitting in my parts bin waiting for someone to make a "just dump bytes into it and they show up on the host" driver...

02.04.2025 20:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

Head of the Department of Defense texts war plans to a reporter on accident. You can't make this shit up.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

24.03.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This also works with a 10 megaohm resistor if you use a name-brand high-efficiency LED in green or white (blue with phosphor)

23.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Darnit, updating the Claude chat has invalidated the link. Here's a fresh one - claude.ai/share/8388e7...

20.03.2025 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I asked Claude dot AI to write some Harry Potter fanfic, except Hufflepuff is the "Unbreakable House". Survivalist, preppers, explorers, experts in defense and backup plans. Badgers in the meanest sense. The results are _wonderful_ - claude.ai/share/e814d2...

20.03.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

100% baby baby baby

06.02.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Big snow.

05.02.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it me

03.02.2025 06:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I continue to believe in my "germ theory" of memetics - some ideas are not merely right or wrong, some are literal plagues.

25.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I saw a Reddit post this morning that was basically "Alt-right cartoonist accidentally makes being trans look cool" and the art style seemed familiar.

I looked up the details and it turns out that a webcomic I liked in the 2000s but stopped reading has since gone Stormfront-levels of fascist.

25.01.2025 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
This invention converts any cycle into an electric cycle in minutes.
YouTube video by Dhruv Vidyut This invention converts any cycle into an electric cycle in minutes.

Now this is how you advertise a product:

youtu.be/SFsnS0Yb1Bs?...

24.01.2025 06:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you trim your fingernails, do you end up with ten solid crescents of clipped nails or lots of little bits?

20.01.2025 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

"I wanted a dog who could walk through the cracks in time"

08.01.2025 18:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1