Ja gut okay muss ich vermutlich mein sarcasmmeter neu kalibrieren, fair π
08.03.2026 18:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zetaof1.bsky.social
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Ja gut okay muss ich vermutlich mein sarcasmmeter neu kalibrieren, fair π
08.03.2026 18:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
P.S.: rechnerisch ist das so, sicher, aber mehr als eine technische Rechnung ist das jetzt nicht
HΓΆchstens inhaltlich, da haben die BundesgrΓΌnen hier verloren
Angesichts des GrΓΌnen-Ergebnisses eher ein weirder Take. FDP und SPD klar, aber GrΓΌne haben ΓΌberperformt. Dass nach dem Abschied vom Kretschmann, mit dem sich noch der hartgesottenste Konservative Γ80 identifizierte, das GrΓΌnen-Ergebnis zurΓΌckgehrt, ist ja klar. Also GrΓΌne fΓΌr mich keine Verlierer
08.03.2026 18:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is a small reminder that you have no business comparing your favourite political injustice or outrageous crime to the holocaust. Yes, that applies to the one you have in mind as well. No you do not need to ask to clarify if I mean to include it. The holocaust was singular. Period.
08.03.2026 14:05 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
I spent a long time yesterday (one and a half minytes at least) coming up with names and nothing even came close to this
When in the presence of greatness, we bow
Dude that one is the best hands down
08.03.2026 08:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I saw a summary of Crime & Punishment as "Guy who thinks he's Napoleon acquires an axe" and I thought "Come on there's more to it" and then I thought some more about it and no actually that is a very fitting summary 10/10
08.03.2026 08:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Jep π wobei wie grad gesehen dass auch teilweise der eigenen TΓΌddeligkeit der Norwegerinnen zugeschrieben werden muss
Aber sei's drum, ich hoffe noch auf 1-2 Tore fΓΌr Dallmann und SchΓΌller
Falls du das Bein in den RΓΌcken von Anyomi gesehen hast: wΓ€r fΓΌr mich auch mindestens klares Gelb. KΓΆrperliches Behaken beim Sprung ist normal wenn man um den Ball kΓ€mpft. Aber jemandem einfach von hinten Knie in den RΓΌcken, ohne selbst auf den Ball zu achten? Junge...
Die Norwegerinnen robust
Aber wie kann der Arm in die Kehle von Berger beim Abwurf kein absolut klares Rot sein?! Komplett unnΓΆtiger Nackenkantschlag
07.03.2026 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There must be something to the tactical penalty lap, the french also used to do it at the olympic relays and always won gold
07.03.2026 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh that would be perfect actually
07.03.2026 16:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah I see. Well, they will announce *something*, but many are already speculating which it will actually be. Like I said, the date is perfect for a "stab in the back" and announce a podcast, an audio book, a new dvd set, or god knows what. I expect a betrayal
07.03.2026 15:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It is very sweet - but highly unwarranted - of you to count us germans as a "big team"
07.03.2026 14:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If your theory section is not 80% equations you're not doing theory you're babbling
07.03.2026 12:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Flashbacks would be my tip, also from what I see they have so far not involved Wash in any of the teaser videos, only the rest of the cast, I think... But yeah, flashbacks would probably work, I'd be fine with that
Though to be fair no 2026 Firefly can replace what should have been π₯²
Good lord please let it be a firefly reboot please please please PLEASE
07.03.2026 11:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jetzt hab ich subnormal Bock auf MettbrΓΆtchen mein Gott
07.03.2026 11:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fantastic book!
07.03.2026 09:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The reason why I cannot believe that there is actually a Firefly reboot coming (like Nathan Fillion has been teasing for the past few days) is that they put the announcement date on March 15th, the Ides of March. I expect some proverbial backstabbing.
07.03.2026 08:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Conditional on X, X is irrelevant
Nice
Kokett gekontert!
06.03.2026 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi kurzer Hinweis der Plural von Krokus ist Krokant!
06.03.2026 14:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey, what can I say. For the time being I pay belarusian prices. 35β¬ for a big bouquet is not bad at all on a flower holiday.
06.03.2026 14:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or a restraining order from your local florist
06.03.2026 14:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No, of course not.
You ought to buy your wife flowers every week until the day you die.
It always makes sense to get your wife flowers, Paul get your buttocks up and get that poor woman some flowers
06.03.2026 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Immer das gleiche. Genauso wie alle unter meinem Einkommen subventionierte Geringverdiener sind die zu wenig Steuern zahlen, alle ΓΌber meinem Einkommen ΓΌberreiche Bonzen, die zu wenig Steuern zahlen, und Leute mit meinem Einkommen zu hoch besteuert werden
06.03.2026 13:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Paul, seeing as your wife comes from Lithuania, a former soviet country, can I *please* convince you to get her flowers for Sunday on women's day?!
No flowers on Valentine's is one thing, no flowers on women's day and I fear for you