Asher Reese

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black background with scratch lettering saying i hate me too

U.S. Athletes Are Taking Full Advantage of Free Healthcare in Olympic Village Women’s rugby player Ariana Ramsey’s videos showcasing her appointments have gone viral, and now many others are making good use of Paris's medical services.

U.S. Olympians are using their trip to the Olympics to get the basic preventative healthcare they can’t afford to get in the U.S.

We should be embarrassed that we’re the only industrialized country without universal healthcare — all because lobbyists pay off our politicians.

good for you, anni!

Steve Martin as Tim Walz and Zach Galifianakis as JD Vance for SNL VP Debate sketch. Book it, Lorne!

Tim Walz is like that dad on a sitcom who is goofy and does ridiculous things embarrassing his family but at the end of the episode shows his loving and compassionate side.

i’m so glad i never fell into the Joe Rogan fandom

it rained here. but instead of cooking down during the rainstorm, it stayed hot so it has just been a humid mess where i am 🥵

trying to survive this humidity

hi

i don’t miss twitter. but i do miss some of my twitter followers who i genuinely enjoyed talking to more than real life people 😕

Welcome to the White Man’s Parade

A tweet showing an Olympian with a bunch of parmesan and the text I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

Okay NOW I care about the Olympics

surprised trump didn’t open with reminding us how he is just like the black community because he is a criminal with a mug shot.

joe biden kneeling next to Rosalyn Carter who is sitting in a chair in the living room where joe looks gigantic compared tot he furniture and Rosalyn

was this at the Carter home?

calling other people self important when you’re bitching that you are somehow entitled for a follow back on a social media.

JD Vance approves this idea.

how…how did they fact check this?

getting all these must be feel like getting all the chaos emeralds or pokémon gym badges

At Olive Garden, you’re family. Which explains the shitty food cuz my real family hates me, too.

UPDATE: after finally getting in touch with my insurance and my doctor, i can confirm that after doctor gave proper authorization, my antidepressant now only cost $190. i hate our healthcare system.

it’s me vs mosquitos in tonight’s 5K

iphone notification from the weather channel app titled “Cocaine Sharks (Really)” and then saying “This isn’t a movie plot, sharks are actually testing positive for cocaine. Here’s where.”

this is the futurama liberals want

A person is lying in a bathtub filled with green peas, wearing headphones and cucumber slices on their eyes.

rest in peas

boss: why are you late?

me: why are you so obsessed with me?

what a waste of time and resources writing this article

And look, it [boiling water] came right to our feet, too,” Grayson says.

was that before or after you shot her in the fucking face?