I would answer but you know what I’m gonna say.
If you do come to AZ, I’m gonna fly my sister out from the UK to see you - you made that much of an impression on us when you were on UK tv back in the late 80’s.
28.02.2026 01:48 —
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Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows
21.02.2026 21:20 —
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Arrived in Albuquerque (for I’m performing at Hyena’s this weekend) and asked someone to take this picture of me. Then I asked another person; then another; and so on. But the sixth person agreed and as soon as I saw it I thought, CAPTION CONTEST! My best try: “Emo (22 X 3)”; can you do better?
27.02.2026 03:38 —
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My goal is to look like me as well; that’s why I work out in front of a mirror
25.02.2026 06:37 —
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This reminds me that I really need to see Emo Philips perform live before I die. Which, on the current trajectory the world is on, may happen much sooner than desired or expected
23.02.2026 02:45 —
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! A New Years trip to Denver with a bonus. No chance for a pic with hm after,but the show slayed(as always).
23.02.2026 10:02 —
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Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows
21.02.2026 21:20 —
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a tweet with a picture of a massive, intricately carved wooden door, with the caption "A carved walnut door from 1486. I'm speechless." Emo Philips QT'd with "medieval walnuts were huge"
seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.
26.10.2025 00:28 —
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17.02.2026 22:55 —
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I’m deeply delighted you enjoyed my humble comedic stylings; and for those who have yet to witness my act: www.emophilips.com/shows
17.02.2026 20:56 —
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Also, I got to see @emophilips.bsky.social open for Weird Al in Ottawa a few years ago, and he was brilliant. Comedy that is so sharp. He's a bucket list comedian. Just go see him.
17.02.2026 02:39 —
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2.5 words: Daniel Day-Lewis
16.02.2026 22:18 —
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YouTube video by Movieclips
UHF (5/12) Movie CLIP - Saw Demonstration (1989) HD
Explain to me how Emo Philips didn't win an Oscar for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYu...
12.07.2025 00:52 —
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The two best comedy sets I ever saw live were Emo Philips and Emo Philips again. And I did see Eddie Murphy, having paid way more cash to see him.
29.07.2025 05:08 —
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Emo Philips!
21.09.2025 17:53 —
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Floridians: Emo is coming to Florida!
I'm sharing this in case the email warning from your local sheriff went into spam.
15.02.2026 21:19 —
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! A drive to Cleveland to see our friend and Tim Cavanaugh. Emo led the audience in a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” (on his recorder) for my 66th! Great room at Hilarities on 4th St.
16.02.2026 18:14 —
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Emo Philips is touring the US in 2026. I implore you to see him before you shuffle off this mortal coil because it's harder to do so afterwards.
Emo's surreal comedy is deeply intellectual and completely absurd at the same time. There's no better joke craftsman alive.
And he's funny as fuck.
Go!
07.02.2026 20:45 —
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Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936
24.11.2025 04:11 —
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@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social - one of the three best living comics, alongside Steve Martin and Emo Phillips
07.02.2026 03:38 —
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Happy Valentine’s Day
14.02.2026 11:02 —
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money cheerfully refunded in case of apocalypse
14.02.2026 00:51 —
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Gonna be a baby boom in those three cities in November.
12.02.2026 19:45 —
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@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! He celebrated a birthday a couple days ago , wishing him many more! Here’s a pic from a post-show meet in New Orleans!
09.02.2026 17:28 —
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Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko.
@emophilips.bsky.social
07.02.2026 20:19 —
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Happy Birthday today to comedy legend and friend Emo Philips!
@emophilips.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @bretsaunders.bsky.social
07.02.2026 20:02 —
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The “Emo Philips Plays Columbus, Fort Wayne & Toledo” Tour is delighted (& relieved) to be adding the following cities:
Columbus
Fort Wayne
Toledo
emophilips.com/shows/
06.02.2026 19:53 —
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The Comedy Zone - Charlotte | Emo Phillips
Looking forward to seeing you live for the first time in Charlotte, NC at the Comedy Zone, May 20 at 7pm!
I'll even post the link here to save you the trouble of posting it yourself, that's how excited I am:
www.cltcomedyzone.com/shows/344610
06.02.2026 01:08 —
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Thank you both so, so much. For those reading this who have yet to undergo my show, my touring schedule is lovingly splayed out on www.emophilips.com
05.02.2026 23:30 —
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