Emo Philips

Although I fear that your kind words say as much about this decade as they do about me, they made my heart leap; for those who’ve yet to witness my act, my touring schedule awaits you here: www.emophilips.com/shows

a tweet with a picture of a massive, intricately carved wooden door, with the caption "A carved walnut door from 1486. I'm speechless." Emo Philips QT'd with "medieval walnuts were huge"

seeing Emo Philips live was a highlight of this decade. unspeakably good.

I’m deeply delighted you enjoyed my humble comedic stylings; and for those who have yet to witness my act: www.emophilips.com/shows

Also, I got to see @emophilips.bsky.social open for Weird Al in Ottawa a few years ago, and he was brilliant. Comedy that is so sharp. He's a bucket list comedian. Just go see him.

2.5 words: Daniel Day-Lewis

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Explain to me how Emo Philips didn't win an Oscar for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYYu...

The two best comedy sets I ever saw live were Emo Philips and Emo Philips again. And I did see Eddie Murphy, having paid way more cash to see him.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Emo Philips!

Floridians: Emo is coming to Florida!

I'm sharing this in case the email warning from your local sheriff went into spam.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Philips Monday! A drive to Cleveland to see our friend and Tim Cavanaugh. Emo led the audience in a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” (on his recorder) for my 66th! Great room at Hilarities on 4th St.

Emo Philips is touring the US in 2026. I implore you to see him before you shuffle off this mortal coil because it's harder to do so afterwards.

Emo's surreal comedy is deeply intellectual and completely absurd at the same time. There's no better joke craftsman alive.

And he's funny as fuck.

Go!

Dear James,
I’m so, so happy you liked the show; for those who’ve yet to see me, my schedule‘s lovingly splayed on my website; to wit:
www.emophilips.com/writings/936

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social - one of the three best living comics, alongside Steve Martin and Emo Phillips

Happy Valentine’s Day

money cheerfully refunded in case of apocalypse

Gonna be a baby boom in those three cities in November.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! He celebrated a birthday a couple days ago , wishing him many more! Here’s a pic from a post-show meet in New Orleans!

Happy Birthday to Emo Philips. Some say he’s a “stand up guy” … I say he’s a Sicko.

@emophilips.bsky.social

Happy Birthday today to comedy legend and friend Emo Philips!
@emophilips.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @bretsaunders.bsky.social

The “Emo Philips Plays Columbus, Fort Wayne & Toledo” Tour is delighted (& relieved) to be adding the following cities:
Columbus
Fort Wayne
Toledo
emophilips.com/shows/

The Comedy Zone - Charlotte | Emo Phillips

Looking forward to seeing you live for the first time in Charlotte, NC at the Comedy Zone, May 20 at 7pm!

I'll even post the link here to save you the trouble of posting it yourself, that's how excited I am:

www.cltcomedyzone.com/shows/344610

Thank you both so, so much. For those reading this who have yet to undergo my show, my touring schedule is lovingly splayed out on www.emophilips.com

If you do you're in for a treat! Finally seeing @emophilips.bsky.social live at a small venue last decade was one of the best if not THE best stand-up experience I've ever had as an audience member.

(the other two contenders: @mariabamford.bsky.social ~8 yrs ago, and George Carlin ~30 yrs ago.)

@emophilips.bsky.social if it weren't for Blue Sky I never would have heard of you. I spent the last 6 months scouring the internet for everything I can find and am enjoying every morsel. I just can't wait until I get to see you live.

@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday! Our second date to see our friend on his tour with Weird Al (such a tight show). This time in our neck of the woods-albeit still separated for social distancing.

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Happy birthday to Phil Collins.

If memory serves, he was discovered after a pairing with internationally renowned comedic genius @emophilips.bsky.social on Miami Vice. Then he made some albums or something.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jci5...

Had an amazing time with @skeptyk.bsky.social watching @emophilips.bsky.social, at Wiseguys comedy club in Salt Lake City tonight! He was so wickedly funny, and I absolutely needed the non-stop laughs. Such a perfect way to end the week! 💕

So great to see @emophilips.bsky.social tonight. Even better than seeing him? Hearing him. Smelling him was OK. He's one of the best joke-writers who ever lived. Seriously, go see him when he's near you and if you don't think he's funny I'll refund your money. www.emophilips.com