Jay

"America is an oil company with an army."

—George Carlin

staffer: you talked to the little girls?
trump: sure did, real fuckin creepy just like you asked
staffer: what

Love those things

Four protesters, three guys playing Pokémon go and a few assorted trying to figure out what’s going on.

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the rhetoric. For all her talk, she's STILL voting with them to gut healthcare and advance self-dealing corruption schemes."

Who remembers those early Palantir trades

TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.

It was written by Bob Dorough!

Tennessee’s busted up dirt football field is what happens when you don’t invest in infrastructure.

Does Branson count?

Fenway park is an amazing experience.

Aw shucks cold beer turn off that jukebox.

That was me flying back from Boston this week. Loved it.

Good food was acquired.

“cancel culture is bad”

Pretending to care about free speech until someone’s opinion upsets you to the point you want them fired and/or personally targeted for their views is actually the most fitting homage to Charlie Kirk.

Trump team ends $18m program designed to ID domestic terrorists before they attack Administration is axing an $18 million program designed to identify and prevent attacks committed by individual perpetrators, an increasingly growing trend in domestic terrorism

anyway

Ryan Day’s beard dye is gender affirming care.

Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."

Dude is from Kansas, so by his metric he is a trump supporter.

It must be nice 🎶
It must be ni-ice 🎶
To have justices take your bribes

If you were cool with this, you can shove your "Happy 4th of July" up your ass.

The Leeroy Jenkins Administration

🤨

Whataburger? More like Whatabun. #WheresTheBeef

A lotta years of regressive republican control will do that. Please teach us to be perfect like you.

Toured Paisley Park and went to Prince night at the Twins game last night.

Thanks for the support, please fuck all the way off if you are not here to help.

Pasta Carbonara

I made Carbonara last night.

I saw a drive by mariachi band, my tourist ass was super happy 😂