idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet
08.03.2026 04:22 —
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Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
08.03.2026 00:23 —
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I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
07.03.2026 18:48 —
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the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
07.03.2026 18:18 —
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The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn
07.03.2026 20:55 —
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"I think the LLM is conscious" makes a lot more sense when you realize a lot of people don't grasp the interiority of other people.
If you view other people as a series of inputs and utilities, it makes a lot of sense that you would see inert code awaiting your prompt as conscious.
07.03.2026 18:27 —
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beyond all the obvious points, why is there a humble bundle to support an industry lobbying group's charity ball? isn't... isn't the point of a charity ball that rich people pay for it?
07.03.2026 20:19 —
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"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years
07.03.2026 20:10 —
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Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic
smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9
07.03.2026 18:29 —
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Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion:
sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger
Amarion: Yeah cause they are????
sj: 1/3>1/4
.33> .25
Amarion: what are those signs
Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time
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Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude is conscious: defend the ethics and morality of selling a conscious entity as a product
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many people are rightfully dismantling this guy in replies but here’s a tangential question: if AI is ~CoNsCiOuS~ then should we be selling it as a product?
if keeping a person alive cost as much as a data center, how fast do you think insurance would drop them
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tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie
a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"
the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"
tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"
it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny
07.03.2026 11:04 —
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My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
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There’s a reason anti-trans activists - especially those controlling the media - will never permit us to engage in fair, level-playing-field “debate” with them. Their campaign against us is based entirely & totally on disinformation and dishonesty masking raw hatred. To do so would mean humiliation.
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this was an idle joke a year ago but what with current events and so on i think there is now a legitimate chance that by the time this game releases whatever world it is satirizing will be so dead its genre might as well be fantasy
07.03.2026 16:08 —
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Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior
07.03.2026 16:29 —
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RE9 comic
Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams
Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!!
Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag"
Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"
i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9
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my hot take regarding art about bad people is that you cannot make art that is morally upright enough that fascists will not co-opt it, and if you let that stop you from making art about villains, antiheroes, & fascists then you then remove art's ability to be a place where we can think about evil
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ohhh you play a purple bisexual tiefling bard who sexually harra-- i mean flirts with everyone??? wowww that is so cooool
20.02.2026 04:38 —
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Jesus wept it's literally this old twitter gag
07.03.2026 04:14 —
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adventure games from the 80s were intentionally designed to be tricky, mean and occasionally counterintuitive so that you could get stuck for long periods of time. this was called “value for your dollar”
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They clearly committed a war crime, but we've been watching an active genocide for years at this point, as well as watching the US commit *other* war crimes in the Caribbean in addition to murdering both citizens & immigrants on our own soil & no one with any kind of power is doing jack shit so
07.03.2026 04:42 —
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They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
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in 20 years the internet is just going to be billions of apps of unknown provenance spinning up and down like swarms of insects in august, probing each other for vulnerabilities, asking if you need an event planned or some grocery coupons
07.03.2026 03:05 —
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I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath
07.03.2026 01:05 —
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the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
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My brain just had a true lesbian neuron firing moment where I thought "has anyone drawn art of Rosie the Riveter and one of the women who were snipers in the Red Army making out"
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yuri about two women sharing a bed each night
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