Live Laugh Lisa

New tattoo. I may be a little obsessed with my husband 🤭😍

Just had an Uber ride from hell and cried when I got home. It was such a fun night before that. What a shame.

The guy who has had a hot dog cart downtown for many years now has a store front. That just warms my heart.

The houses I want are $600k+, but they were half that 5 years ago. I'm never going to own a home 😞

"I want to get married. Now."
"I have gym."
#glee is so funny 😭

Fuck the 4th of July. Fuck this country. Fuck this shit ass government. Fuck this absolutely horrendous administration. And fuck YOU if you're celebrating America today.

Did it happen to be a tandem kayak?

Colleague told me I was on fire at lunch today with my funny comments. I don't even know what I said. I just be talking.

Media literacy is so low in this fucking country. What happened to checking sources? Am I the only one who remembers bibliographies? Would "tiktok user ____" be accepted? Jesus fuck.

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Me @ Zak #loveislandusa

No because Amaya crying got me over here crying. They need to leave our papaya alone! #loveislandusa

It doesn't feel good to be kept at a distance.

I am going to miss several social events and pride festivities this weekend. I hate being sick so fucking much. I feel so disconnected from everyone and it's really bringing me down. 😞

I've been sick for over 2 weeks and my doctor told me it just has to run its course. Is it running the fucking boston marathon?

Coco is so fucking beautiful. Please get Ace away from her. #loveislandusa

OMG NICOLANDRIA?!?!?! #loveislandusa

I watched all of #Laid on #Peacock yesterday, only to find out it has already been canceled. But the cliffhanger?! Come on man.

I wanted to get some Crocs platform sandals for summer, but those bitches are SIXTY DOLLARS?! When did they forget where they came from?

It's fucked up to put the islanders through those emotional eliminations just to not actually send them home. What is going on this season? #loveislandusa

Amaya crying when JD told her she's just passionate and that means she's genuine 🥺🥺💔 she needed to hear that so bad. #loveislandusa

Amaya Papaya, I'm so sorry these men don't understand you 🥺 #loveislandusa

If you don't have kids with you, and you take the family bathroom in public spaces, I hope you get paper cuts between your fingers.

That Karen Read trial was crazy. They really tried to frame that woman. I'm glad she beat it. I know her lawyer is popping a bottle right now.

Full on crying over him pulling a chair out is so fucking wild. I need Huda to go. #loveislandusa

Accidentally watched 7 episodes of a show Jaylan wanted to watch with me. Now I have to wait for him to catch up before I keep watching 🙄

Hate the way Max is being treated this season. She deserves better. #ginnyandgeorgia

Huda and Jeremiah got split up and immediately turned on each other 😭 #loveislandusa

The picture on the pillow killed me 😭😭

Wtf is Pepe supposed to do after watching Hannah sob over another man leaving? 😭 #loveislandusa

No because if I were Iris, I would have stopped kissing Jeremiah long enough to ask Huda who the FUCK she was talking to, then I would have returned to kissing him. #loveislandusa