Yacob Without Marbles

Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:

In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.

In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.

Demolish the data center and build a walkable community in its footprint

Hearing a noise made by another person: 😡
Hearing a noise made by yourself: 😁
Why do humans do this?

Trans masc masochist call that "he/it me in the stomach"

I think I'd be even cooler if I knew how to manage money better

I know my topology is bad I do that hoping that other artists see it and can't sleep at night

When I'm breaking the rules and I see the giant rat:

Biden is using the 5g to make me wanna kiss boys guys, I'm not gay

Source? It was revealed to me in a vision and God said it was the truth

He's red for an amazing reason

I broke the law? nice try officer but my mommy called me a good boy and I trust her wayyy more than you

I think I have a thing for sensitive people

Micro dosing estrogen so I'm immune to the woke feminization lasers

the lion does not concern himself with the grammatical difference between effect and affect

Screenshot of headline from Astronomy magazine. Article is linked below.

“Most people would experience the least circadian burden under permanent Standard Time, which prioritizes morning light.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime

Putting on a bralette (or I assume a binder) after a shower is a nightmare

Tbh I really like the Dragonite mega evo

i swear to god ive watched way more ads than actual content especially on youtube

I'm the LeBron James of taking it like a good boy

I shouldn't talk about politics Im really stupid and get worked up easily

I like meowing it make me feel kibby

Where the fuck is Waldo this shits pissing me off

Europeans be like: "It's 0th a.m." get real

arguing with my ai wife over our holographic dinner

people dont say "poppycock" anymore whats with that?

I'm a machine that turns dr pepper into dark orange piss

gu·ber·na·to·ri·al adjective relating to a state governor or the office of state governor. "a gubernatorial election"

why is this a word? it sounds so silly

So hyped for the new Pokemon game I've been wanting more mega evolutions since x and y

woke left? no im sleepy left, i like bills that zzzzzzzz...

Flowers cant bloom in concrete