The Smiling Assassin

So, if you’re into #LiverpoolFC #LFC or just #Football / #Soccer in general then feel free to give me a follow.

Generally follow back those who take time to interact, and who are generally friendly, so feel free to add me before the start of the season and take it from there 🙂

Still, this time next week it’s the Community Shield so will get back into habit of twee, err posting during the game. Which used to do on the “old site” and used to enjoy.

Not sure many enjoyed my opinions but didn’t stop me posting them.

Forgot I had this account, so much so had to reset my password…

Anyway, a lot has happened since I last posted. Some incredible highs, like winning the title, and some incredible lows, like the tragic events at the start of last month. #ForeverTwenty #RIPDiogo

So, of our next 6 games, 5 are against a load of mid table dross and the other is against Nottingham Forest.

Minimum of 15 points from these 6 IMO. #LFC #WHULIV

That dribble from Salah then was absolute filth.

Such filth I expect to see it on Pornhub later. Or something.

Anyway, 5-0 and very much over here. As it has been for some time to be fair. #LFC #WHULIV

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Me, when I see Virgil Van Dijk on the edge of the West Ham area… #LFC #WHULIV

Like everyone else, loved Jurgen to bits and gave us all some amazing footballing highs, but there were also times when sometimes less was definitely more.

Still, Slot hasn’t won anything yet. Worth reminding myself that. #LFC

At times, it can be very boring to watch, as City were at their peak, but the game management is better than was under Klopp.

Or at very least, it’s not 300mph football for 95 minutes anyway.

Read a lot before Slot arrived that he was a fan on Pep Guardiola and how he set up his teams. And this feels very much like a City, at their peak anyway, performance;

Controlled, measured, balanced and fairly lethal in the final 3rd.

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LUCHO!!

Odd game this, never looked threatened by West Ham but also never felt hugely confident we’d take the lead either. Not a problem now though.

#LFC #WHULIV

Hang on, the contracts of Virgil Van Dijk, Trent Alexander Arnold AND Mohamed Salah are all expiring at the end of the season?!?

Why has no-one in the media ever mentioned this? Surely everyone should be talking about this? #LFC #WHULIV

Great goal but we now wait 3 weeks for VAR to rule it out…

#LFC #LIVLEI

Don’t want to tempt fate* but another goal for Liverpool here and the game is done. Leicester offered nothing going forward.

*Narrator: but he did tempt fate, and Liverpool ending up losing 4-2.

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200 seconds for a VAR check?

Good process guys…

#LFC #LIVLEI

If I’d known they’d be doing another VAR check so soon, I’d have held off a bit longer for that piss I’ve just been for.

Come on PGMOL, some of us have work in the morning…

#LFC #LIVLEI

Not making excuses for how bad we’ve been, especially for the first 40+ minutes. But even so, the refereeing here has been shocking.

#LFC #LIVLEI

Try to be fair and objective, but could easily have left off “almost”, you’re right.

What hasn’t helped either is just how dodgy some of the decision making from this ref has been.

Was he out with David Coote last night or something?

#LFC #LIVLEI

This is bollocks, almost as if they’re desperately looking for a reason to disallow it.

And they wonder why people hate VAR so much…

#LFC #LIVLEI

Worst half of football under Arne Slot? Must be up, or rather down, there surely?

Either way, been shite this half

#LFC #LIVLEI

Yeah, not a great start here.

Won’t stay like this for long. I hope 😬

#LIVLEI

Though if you follow for comment on sporting matters, you’ll probably be equally as disappointed. But that’s what I’ll be mainly posting about.

Anyway, Liverpool vs Leicester in just over an hour so hopefully add a few new followers tonight 👍

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