Catcalling Canines💛🤍 💜🖤

this app so far is just me fishing for attention for both me and my dog, one like = 1 tortilla scrap from my quesadilla for 🅱️isti

He says “______”

Even in swimble’s slumber he’s a little gaywad

My son loves to come into the office look how happy he is

If you all say “hey Sam good job being cute” maybe I’ll like this app fate lies in your hands

How to have fun here plz help

I want these new Twitter-like apps to be enjoyable so badly

reintro thread:

name: Sam
pronouns: they/them & he/him
location: Albuquerque
hobbies: photosynthesis, hunting for cool rocks, gay people, tending to my mint, basil & tomato plants, reading when I don’t forget how, trying to be good at guitar, petting my dog
discord: deleted bc it stresses me OUT

I’m doing my part

🏳️‍⚧️🫡

Grateful I got to go w magical humans 💫 I miss u HRT girls (or whatever the graffiti said lmao)

It is the best shirt I need 500

What is this app for does this app like cute photos

Ok but also all of you have no symptoms so how did I acquire this Virgin Mary style plz explain that

Finding out you have an std is such a good time to reconnect with recent sexual partners hey what’s up I have ___ you should go get tested how have u been

Bloop is undeniably the best thing it could be called

My first bloop (that’s what I like to call the Bluesky equivalent of tweet) is about how I wrote lyrics for a song for the @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social that will be released when Mitch McConnell dies in less than 20 minutes bc it was so easy to write and I’m excited to write the music and record it

They always remind me of my ex that i got into a car crash with the night I wanted to dump him so I postponed the dumping out of respect