trash jones

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

crazy how badly elon wants to be liked and he thought fascism would do the trick. if I were a billionaire with an “unpopular in high school” complex i’d be solving world hunger and leaving $1,000 tips on every meal. he is fumbling the easiest game in the world right now

for no reason in particular, here’s how you tell a room full of people that they don’t have to answer anyone’s questions without a lawyer present!

this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing

but this is my emotional support non-actionable crush

fyi this is what happens when you don’t call your jewish mother for 2 days

trump should sign an executive order to hit himself in the head with a big rock

democracy dies in dumbness

a reminder for today:

you don’t have to pretend any of this is normal. fuck trump, fuck everything he stands for, fuck the fact that the democrats failed us, fuck the fact that the world is burning. all we have is each other - lean into community, keep fighting, and stay angry

26 is such a funny age to assassinate a healthcare CEO

“i read 20 books this year” that’s nothing. i read 50,000 tweets

if you like chatGPT, you'll LOVE thinking

now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old

clocking into work in December

of course there’s birth control for men. it’s called the way they act

when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered

shotgunning a can of soup and crushing it against my forehead like a beer can

i feel like we're on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now

Are people doing this one

if we were mutuals on twitter can u comment below so I can find u

what’s up guys just in case!