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"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man." - Jack Handy

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Well said πŸ•

01.03.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to live next door to his office on Bronson St in Ottawa. I would yell at he and his staff every day while walking home from work.

I miss those days.

01.03.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm finding it really hard to care that Malik Beasley might have bet on a couple games.

01.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I realize that you didn't say that it is bad but I still feel an irrational need to defend everything about this film. I love it so much.

Except Common. He has always sucked.

I won't say he's the worst rapper-turned-actor, but he better hope nothing happens to Ludacris and 50 Cent.

01.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"

01.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19454    πŸ” 5027    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 51

Meanwhile, our Prime Minister is like "Fuck yeah this war is dope as hell never mind anything I said in Davos let's gOOOOoooOOOooo U-S-A, U-S-A!" πŸ™„

01.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey remember that time Kayla Harrison immediately fisted his ass after winning the belt

25.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%, amigo. Well put.

Two marginalized communities are now being set against one another while a bunch of powerful white folks who fucked up are going to skate on the consequences.

*classic*

25.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're about to get yelled at by a 55 year old man child for "your" tepid performance in Darkman. I hope you know that.

😏

25.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If BBC had done their job, we wouldn't be talking about it or litigating it on behalf of either side.

25.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I'm really only bothered by the fact that BBC allowed it to air, didn't speak directly to the men on the stage, but were quick on the draw to censor someone saying "Free Palestine".

The fellow who yelled and the men he yelled at will have to deal with this forever and that sucks.

25.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What you want is for Chidi to be matched up against chumps that he can style on.

I want this, too.

24.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait to read your work uncredited in The Toronto Star two days after you make all the effort.

Hahaha jk. I would never read The Star.

Keep up the great work!

24.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In his defense, Shitler probably just shit himself again πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

23.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America, come collect your grandpa again. He gave the nurses the slip and he's ranting incoherently while looking like a droopy bronzed version of a Scooby Doo villain.

Embarrassing πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

23.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bottom line, BBC censored "Free Palestine" but let the N Word out to the airwaves. Choices were made, and they sucked.

23.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Same.

Every AI Bro has this energy and thinks we don't notice:

23.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know but I had someone this morning try to explain to me that if Jordan and Lindo are upset by being called a racist slur, they're prejudiced and uneducated.

I damn near logged off the internet as soon as I heard that one.

What a time to be alive πŸ™„

23.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If only his mother had been as lazy with her parenting as he is with his arguments

23.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not my smartest moment, but a happy memory none the less ❄️

23.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patel would NEVER have had a shot at the FBI or at being in that room at that time if he hadn't been elevated in exchange for loyalty during the Epstein cover-up.

Congrats to the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ₯‡ team. You're drinking with the guy who helps cover up child sex assaults. Real Olympian shit right there, fellas! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

23.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. But that's the argument you kept trying to push me to make, and I didn't go for it.

Now I don't want to take part in a discussion with you because I find that kind of tactic boring and usually employed by people who know they're wrong and just want to throw mud until we're both dirty.

Nope.

23.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Byyyeeeeee πŸ‘‹πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ»

23.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually BBC is the fucking issue.

Censoring a plea for peace in a region mired in genocidal destruction but leaving in racist slurs is a choice.

And what he said IS the issue because it WAS aired. If it hadn't been, we wouldn't be doing this now and I wouldn't be rolling my eyes at you so hard.

23.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know that BBC made a conscious choice to seat that man there, in that moment, and then made another conscious choice to leave the comment on the air while making another choice to censor the words "Free Palestine"?

I mean, just say that you think black people deserve that. Just say it.

23.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I'm going to need you to be super clear about what you just said.

Are you suggesting that the victims of a racist attack are themselves uninformed and prejudiced if they are upset at being the targets of that attack?

That can't possibly be what you're saying. Because that would be horseshit.

23.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0