H.L.Hemphill

Paying bills is the punishment for saying, "I can't wait to be grown and out of your "HOUSE!!!"
Somebody go back in time and slap younger us. We had NO idea what we were asking for.
#justthinking #hooliganlife #henryleeapproved #retiredbutwired #twowheelsandthoughts #adulting #billsbillsbills

Blessed to see another day on this spinning ball called living!!!

Sometimes you need to remind yourself of about where you came from.

Sunday Funday

Most of you all know I took a year off to travel. A lot of people dm me asking me locations and pricing and I always share.

But the most asked question I get is where should I go if I don’t have the funds…here’s my top 3.

One thing about me: your opinion of me is a reflection of you, not me. But I still appreciate it—I’ve never been the type to crush someone’s perspective.

I'm sure that all you bigbrains already figured this out, but just in case:

A sliver of cheddar on a graham cracker is an absolute taste sensation.

🤣🤣🤣

Has everyone checked on their Ohio State family?

Somewhere in America there’s someone being cursed out for trying to experiment with vegan ideas on Thanksgiving Day. I’m praying for you all! #blacksky #thanksgiving

•Smoked Lamb
•Shrimp Casserole
•Fried Cabbage
•Mac & Cheese
•Publix Charcuterie Board (lazy,
yes, but have you had one?😅)
•Box of Veuve Clicquot
•Bottle of Clase Azul
•Pecan Pie with Salted Caramel
Praline Ice Cream

Simple Thanksgiving per usual, meal prep complete. Drinks going, then nap🤷🏾‍♂️

If it’s not elbow macaroni in that Mac and Cheese that bought it at Costco. Follow me for more thanksgiving advice. #thanksgiving #thanksgivingmeal

#notlikeus

Who else likes motorcycles? #motosky #twowheels

I’m not a sweets person all the time, but I’m willing to risk it one time for this.

Hi My Name is Miss Big Back and I post porn.

Dear Costco Member,

Don’t you try passing that macaroni or them pies off as your doing this Thanksgiving. Now, I’m still going to eat it and I’m not going to say nothing until my to go plate is done. Just know I’m snitching on my way out.

Never condoned cheating—but I also never understood embarrassing the person when you’re still a clown for staying with them. Trust me, I’ve worn the clown paint once in my life too and my Momma & Aunties still haven’t let me live it down. 😮‍💨

MUUUUSSSTAARRRD!!! #blacksky #kdot

Yeah, this is one of them. I’ve never heard of it, but I will need two of them though.

“I’ll never peace it up; that sh*t don’t sit well with me / Before I take a truce, I’ll take em to hell with me.”

After 5:00 pm I’m in the house before the real cold comes outside.🤣😅🤣

I really make this close to fifty look easy. Thank you Mom and Dad!!!🫶

Just your everyday regular degular Indian Challenger. Nothing to see here.😅

What kind of belt is that on the Indian Challenger? 🤭😜