Tara Shoe

you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this 1099 permalancer

you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this niece

cut off a Waymo and it fired ammo from its thing

Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach

is there any money anywhere

the new “body keeps the score” is “brain is head guts”

i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text

the staff would still charge you 23.99 and hand you a laminated order number

“ohh i love the summer, i love the heat, i love sunshine, i love when the sun is everywhere” that’s a flawed mindset. that’s chaotic anxious attachment. that’s spiritual psychosis. that’s an incorrect opinion. that’s propaganda. that’s a personal attack.

when a car cuts me off in LA i can only assume it’s because they want to drive into the ocean faster than me

what even are the jobs

would you rather be right or would you rather be happy? would you rather be sad, or sad in a happy way. would you rather be upset or I am upset

the leading cause of tension headaches (a buildup of pain juice in that one spot) could easily be treated by injecting a long needle into the spot and extracting all the pain juice. where do I get this done

you know what man we’re all tired of your shit so why don’t you row row row your ass gently down the stream

California. Los Angeles. a cesspool of crime and and sin. the perfect place to build my new diner which was inspired by my car which was inspired by my combusting rockets. finally, a place to eat in LA that isn’t good

text with my dad where he shared a YT tribute to Brian Wilson and said there there were surfers in the tribute “but he didn’t surf (but he knew the power of the wave)”

RIP Brian Wilson he didn’t surf but he knew the power of the wave

i’m looking to imprison and torture 1 person for 1 year, because in my imagination they took a job from me that i never wanted. I’m willing to spend my full average US annual salary to do this

one $36 way to fix your summer is go to an amc and get a tub of popcorn and a large freestyle drink with coke plus a little peach flavored coke plus a little cream soda mixed in and watch a screening of jaws in one of the theaters with the huge chairs

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

“do you ever feel like you’re just floating through life” yeah obviously? what the fuck? what am i supposed to feel like i’m doing skiing through it?

most surprising thing about the materialists to me is that it does not take place during the summer of 2001

i have to see the jeremy allen white movie because it’s about my boss and one of my quarterly goals

this sucks!

can I get a charcoal, hot, whole milk, extra shot of charcoal. Huxley. name is Huxley. Huxley, with an H

hey man what are you up to, want to get something unbelievably stupid at a coffee place

it’s important during Times Like These to keep making your art. create as much as you can. the world needs storytellers. this is important so go start doing that. get out of here and go do it. go on little de goya. leave me out of this i can’t be a part of it. I need to sit weird for two hours

so, in stick. you know the show, Stick? yeah so in Stick

🎵 iiiiii’m. allergic to the suuuuunn

TARA, are you seeing this?! Elon just EXPOSED Trump for being a pedophile which is something we SHOULD HAVE GAMBLED DONATION MONEY ON. Could you spare JUST $13 and we swear to god it’s our lucky day? 500% no 900% MATCH UNLOCKED STOP2end

no amount of “indie sleaze” and electroclash comeback is gonna pull us out of this one sorry. unless mgmt is planning on rebuilding medicaid or something. like maybe if lcd soundsystem k*lls RFK jr