Zoey Brockmeier

My orange cat, Spike, is curled up on top of clean clothes in a basket.

My orange cat, Spike, is curled up on top of clean clothes in a basket.

Just a random memory from when I first started working at Kmart.

I was working a night shift. One of my coworkers came up to me and said "I asked the 8 ball if you're ever going to lose your virginity!" A couple of managers heard, and pulled her to the side to talk, and I never saw her again.

This is what's frustrating about the last presidential election, and Democrats in general; they had a slam dunk, a Nazi for an opponent, and they shit the bed by trying to be middle of the road, pandering, nothings. I don't know if it's incompetence or purposeful.

A text box reading "It's not that I don't trust you, it's just- Here's the thing:" above an image of one incarnation of The Thing; an upside down head, with six spindly legs and eye stalks growing out of it on the floor.

I'm noticing that some accounts that find and like my posts are definitely not accounts. I've had a couple that used images from a stock photo site or a commercial, and used it as a profile picture. Even more, they're just posting garbage diet nonsense.

A fluffy, black as midnight cat is laying down like a loaf. She is on top of some towels on a dresser. She is staring at the camera. Her name is Midge.

A fluffy, black as midnight cat is laying down like a loaf. She is on top of some towels on a dresser. She is looking into the distance. Her name is Midge.

Midge is a loaf.

A tan tabby, curled up in the corner of a cushioned chair. His front legs and tail poke out from his coiled up position. His name is Spike.

Same. I want to say it's Rymdreglage (spelling) but I'm not sure.

That looks incredibly hazardous when playing regular CDs.

A simple sketch of a family having their photo taken. The person in the back appears very corpse-like, is the grandfather and is a lich. The mother and father, left and right respectively, are attempting to appear friendly, but can't hide their concern over the inhumanity of the grandfather. The child in the front, has a wide grin and closed eyes, completely unbothered by his grandfather's appearance.

A simple sketch of a family having their photo taken. The person in the back appears very corpse-like, is the grandfather and is a lich. The mother and father, left and right respectively, are attempting to appear friendly, but can't hide their concern over the inhumanity of the grandfather. The child in the front, has a wide grin and closed eyes, completely unbothered by his grandfather's appearance. This image has been filled in with color and solid lines, in a simple cartoonish style. The background is trying to emulate 80's photo backdrops. The grandfather's eyes are also emitting a pale blue glow.

Trying to improve my art, and also make a cover for the book I've been working on, "My Grandpa is a Lich."

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Done with work for the week, and watching Aliens while cuddling with a cat.

My cats.

I love dark, overcast days. Unfortunately, it didn't last.

Some times are peepee poopoo times, and sometimes popes face their time.

A screenshot of a barely organized grouping of magic effects and the school they belong to.

It's been a while, but this is the kind of organization I have been thinking about when designing a new magic system and grouping.

Trying to keep myself and the family healthy, but it seems like an uphill battle.

I have two kids (six years and four years old), and I really want to see if they would like table top role playing games. I'm designing something within the FUDGE framework, but is there something better?

a man in a brown jacket and tie is sitting in front of a computer screen and saying hmm . ALT: a man in a brown jacket and tie is sitting in front of a computer screen and saying hmm .

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Trying to think of the magic that best fits these types; arcane, holy, shadow, and wild.

It's like we didn't learn the first time, or second, or we just don't want to learn at all.

two snow leopard cubs laying on a wooden box Alt: snow leopard cub laying on a wooden box

I always knew my theriotype was cat. That was a give in. But after some reflecting last night I don't think I'm a house cat like I originally thought. I think I really am a snow leopard. ❄️

My tan tabby cat Spike, snuggled up on my chest. He looks off into the distance while I check the camera.

My cat Spike is being extra snuggly today.

Spike, an orange tabby, cuddling up on my wife's shoulder. He is looking at the camera.

Spike again, on the wife again.

Spike, still cuddling the wife.

Spike, so sweetly curled up in a laundry basket.

Just more of my cat Spike.

I want to design a character sheet for Fudge (old, non-D20 system) RPG, but I'm not sure where to start.

Midge, a fluffy, black cat, sitting on a wooden stool, in front of a wooden cabinet in the bathroom. Her bright, yellow eyes are wide open, staring just past the camera.

My cat Midge, monitoring my bathroom visit.

Spike, a tan tabby, lounging in his cat bed. One hind leg dangles out of the bed.

Spike is curled up on the chair, but has not yet drifted off to sleep.

Spike, curled up in his cat bed. Content. Dreaming.

I just love my little buddy Spike.

I was trying to remember something that I was talking to Valkyrie about, but couldn't. Valkyrie said "It's okay dad, your brain doesn't want to do a lot of things today, it just wants to do one thing."