I read the AP story about the one year anniversary of the Trump "assassination attempt" and if it had made him a changed man? I had several thoughts about the story. Did the reporter writing the story projectile vomit constantly while writing this crap or did she save it up for one big finale?

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Is Indisputably the Co-Author of the Israeli War Against Iran—and His Iran Plot is Easily the Most Significant Betrayal of His MAGA Voters Yet One thing MAGAs agree on is that MAGAism opposes the US becoming involved in any new foreign wars. But the available evidence now confirms—beyond any doubt—that Trump planned the current war in Iran.

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Is Indisputably the Co-Author of the Israeli War Against Iran—and His Iran Plot is Easily the Most Significant Betrayal of His MAGA Voters Yet
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Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US “I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs," Trump said.

Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
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How to kill 346 people and get away with it On October 29, 2018, a Boeing 737 MAX operated by Lion Air crashed into the Java Sea about 13 minutes after taking off from an airport in Jakarta, Indonesia.

How to kill 346 people and get away with it
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Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.

Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
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Clark has triple-double to lead Fever past Sky 93-58 as tempers flare after hard foul in 3rd quarter Caitlin Clark opened the season with the third triple-double of her career Saturday, and the new-look Indiana Fever dominated the final 16 1/2 minutes to pull away from the Chicago Sky 93-58.

apnews.com/article/sky-... has triple-double to lead Fever past Sky 93-58 as tempers flare after hard foul in 3rd quarter

Andy Borowitz on Substack Trump’s DOJ fired this woman for refusing to let domestic abuser Mel Gibson have a gun. Then they planned to send armed US marshals to her home to prevent her from testifying about it. Her teenage son...

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Editorial: A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. In the past several weeks, the U.S. leadership has demonstrate...

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.

“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.

“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”

@kyivindependent.com

pissing myself laughing 😆

2025

#handsoff

Someone with a problem.

I didn't vote for the jerk. I hear people in Indiana complain their reps and senators are not responsive to their needs but they keep electing jackasses like Banks. His crap attitude isn't a secret he displayed the same idgaf about you attitude in congress.

But they couldn't stand her laugh.

Vance Caught Trying to Steal All of Greenland’s Minerals in his Parka The island’s precious reserves came tumbling out of his bulky outer garment.

Vance Caught Trying to Steal All of Greenland’s Minerals in his Parka
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Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation The American visitors will be greeted “the moment they step off the plane," a Greenlandic spokesman said.

Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
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Andy Borowitz on Substack I don’t want to exaggerate my powers of prediction but I posted this ten years ago:

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I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped — Guardian US I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky

ICE is detaining people who do not have criminal records in numbers greater than they will admit. Read this woman's story and know there are many more like hers. Spread the truth! #resist #resistance #TruthWarriors #thisiswhywefight

Me too.

Everything Montoya said is possible but sometimes in order to be a complete driver one has to take chances. Colton has certainly matured over the last couple of years and probably has a good chance in F1.

Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta

Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta

He's never been consistent except in his ability to fail at everything he has done or ever will.

I hope his time in this dimension can't be much longer but it won't end quickly enough before he inflicts more suffering.

Shut it down and fire Elon.

I don't think so.

King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew “Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.

King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
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This is on Trump & Kennedy.

Elon Musk has to be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.

One thing is for certain, finger pointing and worrying about who's at fault gets us nowhere. It's time for action, no more paralysis by analysis.

Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.