Airball

Must be the mutagens.

Is that why they had 6 players on the ice?

"On The Bubble - The Decks Wizards Doesn't Want You To See"

We lost fireshoes

Macbeth: SHIT

For Liam.

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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

Are you sure it was a real doctor?

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”

Excellent threat assessment.

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing. @Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

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DDDDD

Superior Spiderman hit? Good target in the bin, not a dead draw late?

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

lowkey kind of annoyed at Twitch chat (i know, shocker) for saying "someone needs to be fired" when there's a low production quality moment (in this case, a FIN ad, or, well, the top left quarter of one, was shown)

the whole problem is instead that they need to *hire* someone lmao

Congrats Cat!

Also lmao I just realized you get a discount with "power up," so the "late game" mode starts on turn 5!

Thanks, I hate it.

"Opening hand" cards are supposed to be bad when you draw them later on. This is

- 1/1 haste for 0 in your opener (40% of the time!)
- 1/1 haste for 1 in the midgame
- 2/2 haste doublestrike in the late game.

Standard is already very fast. Please stop giving proactive turn 0s.

Nice! Great job bud

Karen Ruins Her Own Pie, Blames Marie Callender’s For It, The Comments Burn Her Worse Than She Burned The Pie Did you put it into a volcano, Sharon?. Funny

Happy Birthday to this classic. Don’t cremate your pies this year.

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Nice.

You can just tell how much love was put into this set, and @chriskmooney.bsky.social has so much to do with that.

this is, I think, the best tweet

I've thought exactly the same thing!

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

How can you put a price on an experience like this?

Unfortunately, Huey Jensen saw his shadow today, which means we're getting 5 more months of standard.

I'll be there too! But don't let that dissuade you from going.