Sassyneveragain🖤

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Sorry MAGA, but I’m not leaving the country

Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.

Missing this guy today

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As I was saying…

Hi Donald!

When are all the terrified people who know this is wrong but think they can just wait out the next three years going to wake up and take their heads out of the sand?

Breaking: A government shutdown is now imminent after the Senate failed to pass stop funding bills.

We’re headed for the first shutdown since the last time Trump was in office.

The framing of trying to give Medicaid to illegals is absolute nonsense.

The average family of four is paying up to *$1500* a month on the insurance marketplace.

Dems wanted to help. GOP refused.

Need younger generation asap.

NEW: Republicans refused to change the rules to fund the government with a simple majority, & failed to pass a funding bill. Fetterman, Cortez-Masto, & Angus King voted with republicans to fund the regime - but came up short in the end.

THANK YOU to Schumer for not voting to fund this government.

Our vision to become the epicenter of the quantum ecosystem is becoming a reality, Illinois.

Maga fascists own most of the media.

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

This.

Dear @apnews.com

The republicans control congress. Democrats did not vote down anything. If the GOP wanted to fund the government, they could have changed the rules to pass a CR with a simple majority like they did 11 days ago to approve 48 trump appointees at once.

Fix your headline.

You have to hand it to the generals. Unlike so many other people in this country, they know how to conduct themselves in public. They know they are supposed to be apolitical. So they greeted Trump's political speech with silence. And you could have heard a medal drop when Pete Hegseth finished.

A picture is worth a thousand words. As Donald Trump delivered a rambling, hyper-political speech, America's top military leaders sat in disciplined, stone-faced silence. Their professionalism stood in stark contrast to the partisan rally they were forced to attend. And their faces say it all.

The same few people own it all‼️

Maryland: breakout of ACA individual market enrollment by House district

Maryland: Impact of enhanced ACA subsidies expiring on net benchmark Silver plan premiums for various households at various income levels

(All examples also assume households live in the capital city of the state)

3. #MARYLAND: ~290,000 ACA enrollees

Avg gross rate change: +13.4% (FINAL)
Avg gross 2026 premium: $558/mo
NET 2026 increase for 64-yr old couple earning $90K/yr if the enhanced tax credits expire: +205%

Trump summoned the top American military officers stationed around the world to VA to tell them that the enemy they should be primarily concerned with now is American citizens.

The professionalism that our most senior military commanders exhibited with their silence today despite repeated attempts by Hegseth & Trump begging them to please clap was encouraging, & should be an example to all troops when they try to exploit them for partisan politics. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Don't forget Peru we want money for their trans surgeries.

To the 22 million Americans who will see their health insurance premiums spike if Republicans get their way on this shutdown:

Trump, Mike Johnson and Republicans in Congress say that you are all “illegal aliens”.

We got bail Trump’s ass out from another one of his epic failures just like the time his father had to run down and buy $3 million in chips at his failing Atlantic City casino to keep it from defaulting? bsky.app/profile/atru...

I just want all my anti-vax MAGA friends to see how much Trump praised Pfizer today for all their work on the Covid vaccine.

Naturally Trump’s mouth gift wraps a perfect lawsuit for every government worker he fires after he makes it clear he is doing it solely for politics and is specifically targeting civil servants who are registered Democrats. He basically wrote their lawsuit for them today.

Sell the gifted plane.