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How come the one day a year I’m craving Starbucks is the one day the baristas are on strike?

Anywho, standing in solidarity with them and not crossing the picket line ✊🏻

There’s real irony in this: lawmakers can’t get back to DC to vote to reopen the government because flights are canceled, thanks to the same shutdown they caused.

Looks like they left the state to attend a watch party for a game in the state. Suspicious. 🤔

YouTube video by Springfield, USA Bob's Burgers - Demo for FOX (pilot)

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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Have you ever read about/seen the original pilot? What could have been? I go back and forth if it would have been better or not.

States' rights. 🖕

Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.

Now do the half shower doors.

I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.

Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.

What a player, what a career.

In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄

I believe he’s shitting his pants and trying to look nonchalant

Wait a minute. Let's hear him out.

Pure distilled essence of 1979-2025, here. I’m loaded and loving it but somehow I can never shake this mortal terror that somewhere, some poor wanker might be eating a free cheese sandwich.

Fuck X. Walk away.

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Ope. #Crew96 🤭

The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.

Incorrect. He's getting the correct amount of attention.

Please boycott 60 minutes tonight. The orange felon will be spewing lie after lie for an hour. Don’t watch. Go for a walk or watch football or play with your kids. Don’t watch.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

But why would they cancel another MLS final between these two teams. Still weird that just skipped that 2015 game. 🤷‍♂️

Today’s match day. It’s also the first day Ohio’s 1.4M SNAP recipients—who are mostly children and seniors—begin missing November payments due to the government shutdown.

Join us in donating to the Mid-Ohio Food Collective to help stock pantries and meal sites across central Ohio!

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#NorOnTourDoorTour

With many of our neighbors at risk of losing their SNAP benefits on November 1st, Steel City Massive is teaming up with Mid-Ohio Food Collective to make a difference.

Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96

If you’re headed to the game today, grab a couple items from the list below and drop them off to Steel City Massive at the tailgate. #Crew96

Match day! Even if the Crew win the next two playoff games and advance, tonight could be the last home game of the year. Come join the Hell Is Real derby fun at 630p!

If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.