Alice Lastname

I'm so hungry.

Lucifer has a point

Louisville and Lexington players paused the USL Championship season opener for 60 seconds after kickoff, letting the clock run without play. A fearless show of unity from the USL Players Association as negotiations reach a critical stage. It’s time for the league to act. #StandUpForStandards

Look at the elite MMA fighting skills

And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense”

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Except that only playoff game and pk. Woof.

You've tied the knot?

Republicans do not care about children being shot in US schools....

....they won't care about children being killed in Iranian schools

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Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

We had a broadband outage (for the whole area) for several hours today. Grateful that at present none of our critical things like hot water, heating, washing machine etc don't need WiFi to function.

A budget is a moral document.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth.

The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs.

Both have been thanked for their service.

Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”

Solar Freakin' Roadways 2.0

🤣🤣🤣

I live in Columbus. What's this terror I don't see?

You're peddling racist bullshit. The lists are right. Gonna enjoy this block. #byefelicia

Watch this.

19 minutes and $12 to get meds at a public Chinese hospital. Without insurance.

As we slash Medicaid to start unnecessary wars and cut taxes for the rich. 🇺🇸

We should all be so much angrier than we are. It doesn’t have to be this way. #MedicareForAllNOW

I would argue it’s not regime change if they can keep using the same monogrammed cufflinks

: taps sign :

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Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Reach around night? 🤔

Who asked for this?????

In a democracy, the war on Iran would not be possible.