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Uncle Dave1307

@dave1307.bsky.social

As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.

249 Followers  |  401 Following  |  2,922 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023
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"Keep your top on, babe, i don't like the way your boobs judge me."

07.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alright man

07.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did Joe Tess just call that the "puff puff toss"?

07.03.2026 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh here comes VCR Bo

07.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 13421    🔁 1949    💬 467    📌 169

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

05.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 1168    🔁 217    💬 7    📌 4

He almost killed a guy going around the corner 😂

03.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This all started because someone posted Rhea is going into her seventh consecutive championship at Mania, and Chelsea Green said something nice about her. Jade took it as a slight against her for some reason?

03.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LA Knight almost killed a guy (I'm up because I've been sick all day)

03.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buddy Guy did one a few days ago!

03.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"review their hints" like it's a little side quest lmao

02.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Danhausen brought back the Ho Trainhausen, that's crazy

01.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 6701    🔁 1838    💬 4    📌 1

After five dudes have said they're winning, Jey is busting out of that ambulance

28.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can say son of a bitch but not bitch?

28.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cody gotta get out of Drew's business, man

28.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They killed the camera guy too??

28.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is the secret hervice when you need them

28.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess he's not gonna win elimination chamber lol

28.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

typical WWE response

26.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Baby knocking around in there like a DVD screensaver

26.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, No Other Choice got a prequel already?

18.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stop 😭

17.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Learning Spanish on a white people app apparently

17.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

IT'S A SAMOAN -DROP-, WADE BARRETT

14.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This dude never gave anyone pedophile vibes? First lyric in "I'm On Fire" is "hey little girl is your daddy home"

Ew

#superbowl

12.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But Doctor, I live in The Hague. What am I supposed to do with this veritable cornucopia of war/sex/financial criminals and their henchmen?

12.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god? 🥰

12.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if we got divorced I'd call you exemceekayvee

12.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0