@dave1307.bsky.social
As you can see, I just don't fear death. In fact, the more time I spend on this app, the more I yearn for it.
Life comes at you fast
08.11.2025 19:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She can't find it in WWE either
06.11.2025 17:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that's because of all the tax fraud
06.11.2025 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bandle #1176 1/6
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Found: 320/339 (94.4%)
Current Streak: 2 (max 19)
#Bandle
bandle.app
Does anyone want to hire me to be her assistant?
05.11.2025 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday Kellz!
05.11.2025 13:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
04.11.2025 11:42 β π 8960 π 2292 π¬ 75 π 76And Ringo was the drummer, inshallah.
04.11.2025 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what am I supposed to do with him
04.11.2025 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bless you
04.11.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Gotta go to the store real quick, someone watch this for me
04.11.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a comedic genius
04.11.2025 06:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man
03.11.2025 10:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No wonder this motherfucker keeps asking me for money
03.11.2025 06:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they come into our houses and steal our jobs
03.11.2025 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolute Batman would not hesitate to punt the Fine Bros into orbit. But he would also say "who the fuck are the Fine Bros" while doing so
02.11.2025 01:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a βweakness.β βDiversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,β Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.
You can't make this up.
01.11.2025 16:31 β π 14681 π 3345 π¬ 303 π 287Josh Brolin in American Gangster
31.10.2025 00:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My bad, Durk
31.10.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mine too, and it's almost over!
30.10.2025 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Last minute halloween costume inspiration, anyone?
30.10.2025 12:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got me there. I kneel to your superior physical prowess. Can you do THAT?!
30.10.2025 11:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0that's nothing. I can put one hand in my pocket and have the other hand NOT in my pocket. I can even do opposing pockets on a good day.
30.10.2025 10:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Change one letter, ruin a candy
30.10.2025 10:12 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
30.10.2025 10:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't think Paul Mooney ever saw The Last Samurai
30.10.2025 10:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
