Monsters and Monsteras

The world would probably be a much better place if we all had mouthfuls of Dick’s.

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Got a bag of Dick’s and a fibromyalgia diagnosis for the medical mystery (“It’s all in your head) I’ve been dealing with for 30 years. Today had some moments of not sucking that I am grateful for.

Come over, tomorrow is our “ice cream for breakfast” day.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

My last update for the Beaster Bunny. I will formally introduce him, along with the rest of my Spooky Easter collection, closer to Spring. #art #artist #horror

Hey, get masks. Wear masks. Nobody wants your funky germs, mane.

Mmm. What is Crinkle & Stix?

Beaster Bunny progress #art #horror #acrylicpainting #artprocess

Every time I’ve tried contouring it just made my face look dirty! I gave up, lol.

Leaning into art because nothing else makes sense.

Join me at the Krampus America Convention on May 9 & 10, 2025 in Bremerton, WA. Get your tickets at www.KrampusAmerica.com!

Every second of every day feeling like an all-out assault on everything remotely decent kinda sucks, actually.

Heyyyyyy!!!

Wake and bake with some indica, it’s a self-care day.

Spending the next four years stoned to the bone and making art. Gonna read my little books. Grow some veggies. A hermit. A hobbit. Barely made it through the last time. I really don’t want to do this again. I don’t want to know shit about it.

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

Two crisp golden yellow clumps of coral fungi face each other over a decaying log. Are they sharing secrets? What kind of secrets to mushrooms hold?

No gods
No masters
Only mushrooms

It's freezing out here, but it'll all be worth it when the Great Turkey rises from the turkey patch to give giblets to all the good little boys and girls. It won't be long, now!

I also need some French fries after you get off work.

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New to the bluesky. Here is a drawing what I did.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Awww. 🫂 I don’t much feel like it this year, but the kids are excited.

Trying to put up the Christmas tree, but Me of Christmas Past just wadded up all of the lights and shoved them in a box like some kind of psychopath. WHY WOULD SHE/I DO THAT?!

Really? That’s awesome! Do it, do it, do it.

Who are your favorite people to follow? Trying to remember who I followed in the bad place and I am struggling. Who’s fun? Who knows what’s up?

Torn between wanting to know every single detail and not wanting to know a damn thing. Tell me everything/wake me up when it’s over.

I’m almost certain they sit around trying to figure out who would be the absolute worst choice, and that’s who they pick.