Truth Social

hello richard. trump stole my ideaa of truth social and I in fact am very very angry with him, he also did a shit job in home alone 2

Hi there Bob and Richard. This feels like an argument that could be easily dealt with in the ring. How about 5 rounds, no gloves, no rules. The winner is the man who stays alive. Give it a thought and respond when necessary x

Chris you need to seek help soon, the fallout from the divorce is only making this hard on everyone.

I've heard rumours that New Years 2025 has been overtaekn by the woke. They no longer say merry new year and instead say happy festives or some woke nonsense. Had to put the kids to bed early as they've been in tears due to this agender.

Hello Chris, please don't joke about this Deborah's been trying to contact you. Pick up the phone

I teach more kids than you will ever create in your lifetime. No wonder Sandra left you

Hi Brogby, what is the book about? Hope all is well. Say hi to Sandra and the kids from me and hope you got my Christmas card

Hi Bob, sorry I will make sure to use Contemplating from now on. Hope the wife and kids are okay!

Hi Bob hope all is well, don't forget to use all your brain to get the brain juices flowing 😁

I know you love the truth

This feels like a victorious post that you wrote on your pearpad

Pain isn't real, it's a construct made up by big doctor to sell more medicine drugs

If this was on the lunch menu I would love going to school!

Hearing that the head of the next Syrian regime will be chosen via a game of OG Fortnite. Previous leader Bashar Al-Assad was last seen cranking 90s in Greasy Grove. More to follow.

Blowfish like to expand from time to time. For more information search up fish inflation

A Nobel prize if I may be so kind

Hugh Janus?

Upon further consideration I will need to get a Vice President nominee. I am torn up about who to actually get so any suggestions/ self nominations will be taken into account xx

Whoever's policies will give ME free transport of any kind for life would have my vote. This is why I'd like to officially announce I'll be running in 2028 to prevent Trumps 3rd Term in the Cool People party! If you don't vote for me you aren't allowed to be cool. Xx

Donald Jonald Trump stole my name. I warrant a lot of hatred for him for this reason and nothing else.

Thanksgiving is only a year away!
Make sure to stay thankful for not having to push this rock. Sisyphus once rolled a rock. Would've been easier if he was just more swole. Don't forget to like subscribe and share with your granny's!

Officially cancelling @giomxx.bsky.social he said 408 instead of 407 x

The woke can't handle modern day shampooism, this is why I never shower.

I would never do anything of the sort, it may be cause I'm a great person but who can truly know?

Minion meme about seafood

Minion meme about exercise

Minion meme about work

Happy Thursday! Some motivation for everyone 🥳

The ham is from concentrate though, it gives it moisture :)

We all over 5 EE EE EE EE

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