Bruce Wayne

I’m pale AF. Seesh. I hate this for me.

Listen!!

This UHC story is so interesting to me. I’m locked all the way in.

Let me head on down to the gym.

Niggas really thought they could “Happy Founders Day” their way into some butt sex.

The ghetto.

What i miss!?

My end of the year playlist is gonna be full of Destiny’s Child, Megan, Kaytranada, Tyla and Beyonce. Outside of House/EDM/Circuit/AfroBeatsI haven’t really explored any new artist this year.

Call it my year of comfort.

Back in the lab.

There is something very red flaggish, about people who always post about wanting to be in love or how good of a partner they would be.

Deadass my family and I went through at least 9 bottles of Moet & Chadon Nectar Imperial Rose yesterday. And a few Demi Sec’s too.

When you come to the Trap House you will eat and drink good.

But tomorrow tho… Gut n all.

Everyone trying to get me out in these streets tonight. Meanwhile I’m snuggled up in my blanket watching Christmas movies. After the last two days my social battery is in the gutter. I need a night of doing nothing to recharge.

You were suppose to text me and tell me to take all that shit down. Haha

Yup. You are correct. Lol

She is doing the halftime show for the game. It will be streaming on Netflix.

Lmao. I hate it! I don’t care how much traction it got. Haha.

How I feel about Grady Curve headed north especially.

Literally came into West Elm for a tree topper…. $500 dollars later…

My hair has gotten mad long. Can’t even tell I got a summer trim

They want me to join the LGBTQIA+ affinity group so bad at work.

But they just not fab like that.

Someone used the word Deviant in the meeting and my mind went straight to this weekend.

Needless to say, I missed all the meeting notes from that moment on.

I’m about to take me a nap right now. Haha.

My Yogurt Parfait game is supreme. Full of all the good berries and granola clusters n shit.

That is all.

I had such a good time last weekend. Even tho it is hella evident that you gays are trying to kill me.

Y’all don’t stop. Haha.

Weather got me sleepy AF. 😬

DJ’s that change the song before the best part of the song, are not good DJ’s

Like!!! Be very clear!!

One lucky MF. 😎

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting on a bed and says what are you trying to say ? ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting on a bed and says what are you trying to say ?

When y’all be saying a nigga getting thick… I hope yall be meaning that as a compliment. Because I’m always like.. hmmm.

Yea. After that speech I officially don’t like Jake. I heard you loud and clear.