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🧑‍⚕️ AI in healthcare: Automated response technology integrated into Electronic Medical Records (EMR) aims to enhance physician-patient communication.

Huawei is set to mass-produce its 910C AI chip, aiming to replace Nvidia in China’s AI market amid U.S. export restrictions.

🚨 AI Spending 2025

Big Tech is set to pour over $320 billion into AI infrastructure. That’s more than the GDP of countries like Finland or Portugal.

Amazon leads with a staggering $100 billion investment, followed by Microsoft at $80 billion and Google at $75 billion, and Meta at $65 billion.

What’s your take on OpenAI’s latest reasoning AI models? It seems they're encountering more frequent hallucinations, which raises some serious questions about how reliable they really are. It's definitely something worth discussing!

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Google cuts hundreds of jobs in Android and Chrome divisions. Innovation or instability?

#GoogleLayoffs #TechIndustry

China retaliates with tariffs up to 125% on U.S. goods. Is this the beginning of a global economic meltdown? #TradeWar #EconomicCrisis

Trump’s back with the “Tariff Tornado 2025” – the only rollercoaster where the rich scream “buy the dip!” and everyone else just dips into poverty.

🎢 4,000-point drop.
🇨🇳 Trade war sequel.
📉 Market whiplash.
🎩 Investors: “We’re fine.”
🧍‍♂️ You: “Wait, what just happened?”

Apple’s upcoming iPhone 17 Pro is rumored to feature a thicker design for a larger battery and a more scratch-resistant screen. Because nothing says ‘innovation’ like making your phone thicker and heavier.

Lesson: In tech, sometimes progress means circling back to where you started.

When your startup pivots to AI but you’re still untangling the mess from your NFT phase…

Apple’s rumored foldable iPhone could be the priciest model ever at $2,299 - because who needs rent money when you can have a bendy phone?

Lesson: In tech, innovation often comes with a luxury tax.

🚨 TECH SHOCKER: Google drops $32B to snag cybersecurity gem Wiz! Cloud security just got a major glow-up - your data’s new BFF? #TechBoom #GoogleWiz

Google splashes $32 billion on cybersecurity firm Wiz, because nothing says ‘we care about your data’ like a multi-billion dollar impulse buy.

Lesson: In tech, throwing money at security is the new ‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Demis Hassabis, CEO of DeepMind, predicts that artificial intelligence will fundamentally change the world, potentially curing diseases and solving energy crises within the next decade.

Apple’s delayed Siri features are hurting more than its credibility - it’s dragging down its stock. Turns out, even AI can’t save everything.

Disney invests $1.5B in Epic Games.
Mickey’s going all in on Fortnite dances.

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Wall Street took a tumble, with Tesla down 15%. Recession fears are no joke, but who knew the market could drop faster than my phone battery?

Meta’s stock takes a nosedive as analysts warn of ‘another DeepSeek moment’ with the rise of Manus AI.

Lesson: In the tech world, today’s leader can become tomorrow’s cautionary tale.

Manus AI’s new model matches DeepSeek’s performance with fewer parameters.

Lesson: In tech, sometimes less is more - unless it’s your salary.

America’s job market is giving us déjà vu, eerily mirroring the 1990s dot-com boom- just before the bust.

Lesson: In tech, those who ignore history are doomed to repeat its crashes.

Apple hits the ‘snooze’ button on Siri’s AI makeover, pushing it to ‘sometime next year.’

Lesson: Even tech giants need beauty sleep before facing the AI dawn.

TikTok considers trimming its Irish workforce by 300 roles - because who needs job security when you can have viral dance challenges?

Lesson: In tech, today’s trendsetter is tomorrow’s downsizer.

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Trump just claimed Ukraine’s ready to negotiate peace with Russia - hours after tow truck shootings rock Toronto and memecoins tank 56%. Chaos is the new normal. Thoughts?

​Apple unveils the iPad Air M3, boasting double the speed of its predecessor. Because who doesn't need a faster way to stream cat videos?

Lesson: In tech, speed sells - even if it's just for swiping left faster.

Trump threatens to cut college funding over protests. Is this the end of free speech on campus?

Huawei’s Mate XT Ultimate Design: a $2,745 tri-fold smartphone that unfolds into a 10.2-inch tablet. Because who needs practicality when you can have a pocket-sized origami project?

Lesson: In tech, innovation sometimes means finding new ways to empty your wallet.