Jay Brannan

Do you ever start trying to write something by hand only to realize your hand just kind of forgot how and is like wtf no?

People are really acting like BlueSky is euphoria or something

We need an app like Uber but where the person comes over to make your coffee in the morning

Remember Ello?

Erm BlueSky is quickly starting to feel like PoliticsOnlySky

BlueSky seems lovely, but it’s currently free and has no ads, which we’ve seen doesn’t last. “Influencers” will pay cuz it’s marketing, but we’ve also seen their followers won’t. Enter ads, algorithms…So fingers crossed and all, but Uber/Eats were nice too til it cost $900 for a pizza or a ride.

Until BlueSky came along, I had nowhere to announce to the world that I finally reached level 10,000 of Matchington Mansion. Without Twitter, no one knew. NO ONE KNEW 😩

Twitter replacement attempt number 10,941?