Brian F'n Patterson

The Art of Brian Patterson

WHO SUMMONS ME?!

Oh! Hi! I do indeed make maps and take commissions!

brianfnpatterson.com

Paying the rent and immediately being (mostly) broke every month is a real kick in the junk.

I’m just going to keep running TTRPGs for my friends and disassociating from the shit show the world is.

Ran my second Daggerheart demo tonight. I’m loving the system more and more every time I run it. Karthunheart is happening. #daggerheart

reposting with alt text bc i love this

JAY WARD AVATARS From now until JANUARY 30TH, 2026 donate $50 to the MS society! I'll make you a caricature avatar in the style of a Jay Ward cartoon! (Bullwinkle, Super Chicken, George of the Jungle etc) 1) go to https://tinyurl.com/mscure2026 2) donate! $50 or more for an avatar. Want a group/family/couple/pet? Easy! Donate $50 per face! 3) email your donation confirmation to lar@lartist.com along with a current selfie(s). 4) I will email you a high res jpeg to print and a low res jpeg for social media. All avatars will be delivered on or before FEB 6TH, 2026

PONY AVATARS Avatar fundraising for charity! From now until Feb 28th/2026 if you donate $50 to the MS society I'll make you an avatar inspired by My Little Pony Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn, SeaPony or MerPony. You may also choose any other ungulate (Sorry, no Alicorns) 1) go to http://tinyurl.com/mscure2026 2) donate! $50 or more for an avatar 3) send your donation confirmation to lar@lartist.com. I will send you a very brief questionnaire about your avatar (MANE COLOUR, CUTiE MARK ETC) 4) I will send you a high res jpeg to print and a low res jpeg for social media. All avatars will be delivered on or before March 6th, 2026

Current: $1885. Goal: $10k. Last day for Jay Ward Avatars for charity! A new avatar theme drops tomorrow!! And you can donate for a My Magical Ungulate avatar until the end of Feb! Only $50+CAD. Tax deductible! Details in jpegs/alt text! Donation link: tinyurl.com/mscure2026

Last night I GM'd the final session of a five year campaign. It was the culmination of time with friends, laughter, stories, tears, and the beacon that kept me sane during the pandemic lockdowns and these years of depression and struggle since. I will always treasure these years and this game.

Me? The 80s.

You can have the music from one decade. Go.

“Why aren’t you making more comics?”

Because I have spent 3 years fighting for my life to pay rent and pay bills, random internet person.

If I had my way, I’d only make comics and maps all the time but I don’t.

Wrapping up some commissions, submitting finals on a few freelance projects, prepping for new projects I can't talk about yet, wrapping up two 5-year campaigns in the coming weeks, and back to work on The Innsmouth Garden Society comics.

It's not new year, new me, it's just me working my ass off.

I have done this!

DO IT.

I did indeed! And yeah, that is only time we’ve been in each others orbit so far.

This looks fun as hell! It's the kind of supplement I like to make battle maps for.

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Head's up, there is a #Kickstarter phishing email going around.

The email is saying your account is restricted because your bank information hasn't been fully verified with a link!

DO NOT CLICK IT or go to that URL!

It came through as a MESSAGE with the name NotificationBot with the KS logo.

Abolish Ice.
Say it with your whole chest.

From what I understand Indiana also got hit hard.

I wish you could have heard the sound I just made when I saw this. 🤣

Twilight Imperium is my go-to punchline for the description of infinity.

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Nashville right now.

Seeing hot takes and discourse over a He-Man trailer. Bud, this is a movie based on an 80s cartoon that had jacked characters, swords, talking tigers, magic, and a dude with a skull for a face. Calm the fuck down.

Also knowing if it DIDN’T look like the cartoon they’d be pissed about that too.

Luke Skywalker riding his Taun-taun on Hoth.

What it sounds like when southerners describe going out when a snowstorm arrives.

The Daggerheart book and card case with gorgeous character art in shades of gold and purple.

Had my second Daggerheart session zero this week for another one-shot demo and I am liking it more and more each time. Ideas are churning.

*stretches*

Let's go.

Battleworld Arrives in the 'Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game' with All-New Secret Wars Expansion The Secret Wars Expansion brings together heroes and villains from across the Marvel Multiverse, in addition to all-new locations, character sheets, and more to the 'Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Gam...

The news dropped this morning! The Secret Wars expansion for the Marvel Multiverse Role-Playing Game is dropping this August and GUESS WHO IS BACK AS THE CARTOGRAPHER?!

THIS GUY!

New rules. New adventure frameworks. BATTLE WORLD!

www.marvel.com/articles/cul...

Masters of the Universe was a huge part of my childhood and I love it to this day, so I am geeking pretty hard over the new MotU teaser trailer.

It looks like fun. We need fun.

Damn I miss him

Brett is a brawler. I could see peppermint stripes knuckles for SURE.

Today my disassociation is casting the Muppet remake of Conan the Barbarian.

My favorite part of owning those was knowing when a call was coming on my ancient cellphone seconds before it would ring. I loved those speakers. That AOL sound just BLARING.

Hi! Handshakes from the Too Much Pasta Delegation.