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Considering abandoning the online realm just so that I don’t have to bother with constantly staying one step ahead of data leaks, scammers and people trying to get my data and account information

Why is the oat drink oppressing me? What have I done to deserve that?

Joining my Danish brothers and sisters in fighting off the American invasion of Greenland was not on my 2025 bingo card but i’m ready to throw down if they are.

Mario, we need you right now.

Elon Musk and Farage meeting renews reports he could fund Reform UK Reform treasurer also joins talks at Donald Trump’s home as far-right party says ‘we can do great things together’ Elon Musk has met Nigel Farage and Nick Candy, Reform UK’s new treasurer, at Donald Trump’s home, Mar-a-Largo, reviving speculation the…

Elon Musk and Farage meeting renews reports he could fund Reform UK

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Judge blocks The Onion’s purchase of Alex Jones’ Infowars | CNN Business A bankruptcy judge has blocked The Onion’s winning bid for Alex Jones’ Infowars conspiracy platform, citing concerns with the auction process which he says left money on the table.

Judge blocks The Onion's winning bid for Alex Jones' Infowars, citing concerns with the auction process

Oh come on! Let the Infowars IP do some good for once under the management of The Onion. Once again the American legal system disappoints.

I’m utterly disappointed in the lack of Mario and Luigi jokes regarding the name of the CEO shooter. Do better guys.

So true tho

Shut up

The Moscow puppet government in Georgia decided to attack pro-democracy protestors with water cannons, pepper spray, tear gas, and rubber bullets, the protestors responded with the equivalent of a fireworks mini gun. #georgiaprotests

Pretty sure it was actually buffed to a d10 to make the class viable in the current political climate.

Photos: Heavy rains flood tents in Gaza, bringing misery for Palestinians Food and other items spoiled as hundreds of tents of displaced Palestinians flooded amid ongoing Israeli onslaught.

Heavy rains flood tents in Gaza, bringing further misery to Palestinians in the besieged enclave.

— in pictures ⤵️

Only liberal democracy in the Middle East folks.

Guess I need to start posting and stuff. So hope anyone who sees this has a good day and let’s see if I can actually get into this whole posting thing.

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