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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

I don't know how they know about the bladder, but they know.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me

YouTube video by The Midnight Special Soul Man - Sam & Dave | The Midnight Special

RIP Steve Cropper
One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection.
Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe.
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...

A Bald eagle sitting in a tree looking directly at the camera.

I have found the best spot to see Bald eagles in northern Maine is my local landfill. This guy was judging me judging him on his dietary choices.

really upset about how trump it stigmatizing old men napping

Two simpsons frames. Top: Homer (S Korea) and two other Springfield nuclear power plant workers (Brazil, France) cheer with joy as they hear over the PA “every country who’s arrested and imprisoned a president this year may leave early!” Bottom: a dejected man (USA) stands quietly while japan, Brazil, and France run off happily.

we could have good things, too, you know

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

Admiral Bradley arriving for a meeting with Pete Hegseth

Parents are feeding their babies slabs of meat, but do they know protein also comes in milk form?

A huge tree arches its bare tendrils across a country lane in an attempt to open itself up to the world in the most naked and emotionally vulnerable way possible.

Spring, summer and autumn are the party seasons for trees but winter is when you really get to know them as people.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

1 Screenshot from the movie "Raising Arizona" (1987): A man with unkempt hair and a mustache stands against a height chart in a police lineup, holding a sign with his name and booking number. He wears a red and yellow floral shirt over a white undershirt.

Nov 29th 1983 - H.I. McDunnough first met his future wife Ed, while she was taking his mugshot.

📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains

Nation Tires Of Deals, Bargains https://theonion.com/nation-tires-of-deals-bargains/

Happy Day-Of-Too-Many-Marketing-Emails to all who celebrates and to everyone who doesn’t because you will be getting them anyway!

Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine.

Cartoon by Michael de Adder

A black and white cat curled up asleep by a decorative pumpkin

Mr. Ruffles know how to celebrate Thanksgiving

An orange and white cat is on a blue couch. Has a raccoon tail, only orange

his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.

As you can see here, right from the very first day he entered our house, Jim found great difficulty in getting settled and making the environment his own.

THREAD.

3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.

We decided to call him Jim.

This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Evening all. I’m looking for some help please. Would any of my friends and followers have any or access to any covers/stamps with cancellations from Mercury Post Office in Nevada? I’m trying to put together a collection of unusual postmarks, and this P.O. Is on my radar. Thanks🤩

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/

Fellas, are you worried the other guys aren’t mocking your grilling skills enough?