Chris Kamler

Oh. Aisle 7. Got it. I know that aisle well

Is that at WalMart? Which aisle.

QuikTrip is the sweet summer child of the Midwest, sir.

Bend over and I’ll show you.

I have sweat places that aren’t in anatomy books just from walking the damn dog.

I rode it last year, I think? But I think they’re taking it down.

you take that back. That was an amazing ride

Ruin a movie:

Raiders of the Lost Shart

This kid is all of us.

Take the point and cool off Current. Never let Orlando win in this house again. #KCBaby

Oh you took the GOOD acid tonight

That’s exactly how many I had.

My Wet-Bulb Globe is also telling me it is hot outside.

In fact, if anyone wants to come over and check my Wet-Bulb themselves, I'm happy to welcome you.

A TOAST: Here's to having to do your laundry today and not finding a load in the washer you forgot to put in the dryer a week ago.

Yeah. Friggin adorable. The little butthole.

Hi. My name is Tuco. Today, I thought it would be fun to roll and roll and roll in goose shit forcing my dad to give me an emergency bath.

This.

You just need to add “doesn’t like whistling to music in the car” and “returns texts whenever I damn please”

You check a lot of boxes here.

No.. He basically struck out. Bigly. Unsurprising.

On the flip slide, slick.

It’s is REALLY far down.

Yes. Make sure you sign up. Don’t just shit in some random box like last time and send it to me.

Now my ankle hurts for no reason.

The kids staring high school this week were all born after 2010.

If this gives you pain, you need to go get your prostate checked and take your Iron pills.

Understood. I enjoy watching you lug that battery around in your new truck, tho.

jfda

Do you now own his truck and his home?

The fast food places have slowly fucked themselves pricing on par with the lower end sit-down places. Only issue is the sit-down part.

Chiefs should suspend him until the hearing and ask for time served from NFL. This is gone on too long. The dude almost killed himself and others. Time for a little self-reflection so he can get back to his life a (hopefully) better man.