could a dying empire do THIS
01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 2398 🔁 470 💬 51 📌 12could a dying empire do THIS
01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 2398 🔁 470 💬 51 📌 12I’ve worn jeans for an entire hour today. I think that’s enough of that.
01.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boy do I not miss that.
01.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear World,
Did you hear that? You can just kill a head of state.
Just putting that out there.
It gunna happen tonight?
25.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Three coffees, two danishes, and a bean burrito. And STILL constipated.
23.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My hope for this country is that the Opening and Closing ceremonies in LA are the gayest, blackest, most Hispanic, Asian, Muslim, Buddhist, transgender, non-white ceremonies of all time.
22.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0And now… the IOC would like to award a special Gold Medal to The President of the United States Trump.
22.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Fun fact, these Closing Ceremonies last until the start of the next Olympics!
22.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m often called the most eternal optimist by basically everyone I meet.
22.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not if Mike Pence does the right thing. There’s still time.
22.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if… now stay with me here… what if we gave him, and the rest of his Americans free healthcare?? Too on the nose?
22.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, Captain.
22.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I admire his schedule so much. That man is a hustler.
22.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mike Tirico deserves to sleep for three full months after this.
22.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was on the Bravo channel. Didn’t anyone tell you?
22.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That part wasn’t on the official program, yet everyone seemed to know it was going to happen.
22.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The inspirational poem by Kirk Cameron was pretty tear jerking.
22.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Turning Point USA Alternative Closing Ceremonies just had Robert F Kennedy Jr steal some candy bars from some kids.
22.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
2026 Olympics in Italy: Opera.
2028 Olympics in America: Kid Rock and Nicki Minaj.
Ok. I was honestly just fine until they brought his kids onto the ice.
22.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when you've been waiting for your entrees at applebee's for 40 minutes
22.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 195 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0Gunna take it out on Iran.
22.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HERES YOUR LABOOBOOs CANADA
22.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe even IT!
22.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now we can all go back to saying FUCK ICE
22.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Our lesson? Always protect the five hole.
22.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canada is soorie
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22.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0