Trump is a bag of dicks in a bag of shit. He has zero credibility.

We already have one. We call it V-E day.

Musk is a con man.

the real hero there is the costume designer

That isn't how a cactus works.

Iran, 1979, but this time Trump is the Ayatollah.

Reminds me of that time Iran took the American Embassy hostage in the 70s.

Tyrannical dictators and international relations don't mix.

The internet tells them the guns are dumb. They choose not to listen or believe. It's the guns.

Get her back on the microphone. I want to hear what she has to say today. And turn up the fucking volume.

Standing next to that felon doesn't lower anything but the IQ of the room.

It's the guns.

Same expression, different clothes. The casting director and costume designer are his secret weapon.

We don't know it's political. He's made a lot of people personally very unhappy.

Doomwrite some doomverse.

Only to use the desktop and change the channel and make dinner. Sleep; that's a good one too. I'm sure I'll think of more.

It's not a church, bitch.

Well, he's a rapist and pedophile, so...

It's a good movie about a flying alien, and your "opinion" of it is bullshit. Wise up.

You're not entitled to be wrong and pretend it isn't significant.

You had 11 years, and couldn't find 0.01% of a year to be entertained 17 times? And consider that amount of effort exhausting?

Oh, I care that you're lying about it. I don't care about why.

It's underperforming outside the US because the rest of the world doesn't care about Superman.

The movie is a 10. You're a 0.

Superman was a 10.

Why you feel the need to lie about it, nobody cares.

It was a movie every six months, and you could watch any of countless short videos explaining them.

Do we need to get you a wheelchair?

Reality: This movie is a 3/4-billion dollar industry.

You: Meh.

If you're ruled by royal leeches, it involves you. If not, then it's just tabloid gossip.

Any graffiti on the doorstep of al Jazeera?

Translation: we have a donor who wants to get rich by getting something for free from the government then renting it and keeping the money.

But they have a drunk propagandist for a leader. How could anything be going wrong?

Needs a shark fin, if it's otherwise not going anywhere.

It's just a little sharpening. Pay no attention to the advertisements inserted in the background or the words changed to match the dictator's personality.