Frito

Monday. (derogatory)

This cat
Why
-why-

I'm gonna tell my kids this is the new predator movie

Wow wow wow you look great

Hi! I'm a character in an animated series voiced by Clancy Brown. I sure am courteous and eloquent. Man, wouldn't it be a surprise if I was actually evil to the core, a malevolent force making the world worse due to my misguided sense of ethics?

wait, Cheney wasn’t dead?

Redid mine too

And after

He’s so so fluffy!

Adventure in hair color (temporary)

Me having ADHD: “It’s like having a superpower - my brain works super fast and I can sometimes hyperfocus on something like crazy.”

My kids having ADHD: “OH MY GOD THIS SUPERPOWER SUCKS SO GODDAMN BAD”

For our generation it's probably "The voice of the spoken word piece from Thriller" but even that is weighted on "he was chosen for that because of his existing reputation"

Alan Wake 2

With so many things to hate in this world why would I choose myself? Asks Skeletor feeling especially hateful but not towards himself.

I am seeing the posts about American healthcare premiums going up 5x and more. And I want to gather my Canadians and folks who have universal healthcare and let you know that Americans know their system is broken. You don't need to tell them that right now.

A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.

Good night Bluesky.🥰

Bonus video @technophobia.bsky.social doing blood splatter sprinkles

Cookies and scream, killer cereal (strawberry) and peanut butter coffin cakes

Well that’s some controlling ass nonsense

Gastronomopod.

Sir and/or/nor Madam, that is a Gastronomopod.

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Typechip has a dozen aunts and uncles who aren’t even distant dna relatives

*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker

Everyone screaming for a general strike, you need to walk before you can run. So prove to me you can get everyone to boycott Target and Chick-Fil-A first. If you can't even do that, a "General Strike" will utterly fail.

In the meantime, stock up and prepare for lean times to come.

Not just because I’m kind of bossy and intense
Brujah are the scholar-warriors
I like to research, I like to solve puzzles, puzzles like knowing stuff - I like ending problems

Sometimes I just do it by being sort of intense

Performer who wants to be loved and admired who can be a little obsessive
Yeah no kidding :)

Surprising absolutely no one I got Brujah in the v:tm clan quiz

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:

If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits