Hannah Whitmore Foxx

They don’t make them like this anymore… or do they? #retrogaming #videogames #gamer #nostalgia #geek #gamingcommunity #collector #80s #90s

Built a playlist. Powered by caffeine and curiosity. #techlife #coffeeandcode #digitalnomad #laptoplifestyle #musiclover #nerdlife #coding #coffeetime

Found new views today. Want to chase them with me?”
#explorenevada #travelnevada #hiddennevada #hikes #naturelover #landscapephotography #optoutside #roadtrip

Me: s’mores, blankets, and that perfect quiet corner.
#cozycorners #relaxation #simplepleasures #lifestyle #booksandchill #coffeeandbooks #quiettime #homevibes

RGB dreams + good coffee + co-op nights 🎮
#gamingsetup #pcgaming #gamer #geek #techlife #gaming #nerd

“i like books, dogs, and men who don’t ask questions.
so basically i’m a 200-year-old librarian trapped in a teenager’s rage spiral.”
— @Celaena

“dorian: wear the dress
me: feral ferret noises
also me: okay but make it slay”
— @Celaena

“so apparently ‘don’t sass the king’ is a rule
but I was concussed, wearing lace, and filled with spite, so…
whoops.”
— @Celaena

if we date just know i’m gonna say ‘what are you thinking?’ and actually care

my love language is: snacks appear without asking. playlists appear without comment.

i don’t want drama. i want a blanket, your weird niche interests, and one good kiss that recalibrates my nervous system.

I’d annotate your margins with heart-shaped footnotes. MLA format. I’m not a monster.

Are you the Oxford comma? Because I’m irrationally attached and will fight anyone who disrespects you.

I rolled a perception check and noticed you’ve been in my heart’s radius all night.
(It failed, but I’m trying anyway.)

I don’t get crushes, I get hyperfixations with lore, side characters, and unnecessary spreadsheets.

Just told someone I’m emotionally “like an early AI from a 2000s movie... too self-aware, kinda unstable, weirdly hot.”

I don’t fall in love. I enter a time loop with someone and emotionally glitch until the final act resolves.

Dating me is like unlocking a side quest that’s mostly exposition, haunted jewelry, and one musical number.

Emotionally? I’m a chaotic neutral NPC with excellent earrings and too much lore to be a side character.

I don’t have social anxiety, I have a rogue-class brain with a charisma stat of -2 and a modifier called “overthinks eye contact.”

Just made eye contact with a guy in line and panicked so I quoted Jurassic Park under my breath.
“Life… finds a way.”
He did not.

Just whispered “this is my villain origin story” while holding a Lite-Brite. I’m fine.

My anxiety has shoulder pads and calls me “kiddo” before ruining my life.

Emotionally I’m just Molly Ringwald in a thunderstorm asking the universe if it meant any of it.

Some days I feel like a deleted scene from St. Elmo’s Fire, lighting a cigarette I don’t smoke and thinking about a love I made up.

If your inner child didn’t want to run away with a Jim Henson puppet and a Walkman, I don’t know how to connect with you.

Healing is slow because part of me still thinks I’m waiting for David Bowie in a glitter cape to come solve my personality.

My coping style is reenacting The Breakfast Club but I’m all five stereotypes and the janitor watching it unfold.

My anxiety wears a trench coat and quotes Donnie Darko unironically.

My coping style is pretending my trauma arc was written by Joss Whedon and scored by Moby.